Author: By the way, this chapter has nothing to do with Chica, it just goes with the rest of the titles.
Chica: Hey! W-
Dannyboy3004 I am so honoured to be here!
Freddy: Don't be,
Dannyboy3004: Why?
Author: It's gonna happen every five chapters.
Dannyboy3004: Oh. Well, might as well make the most of it while it lasts!
Dannyboy3004 climbs up on stage, where he strips down into his underwear, and begins making the book more inappropriate.
Author: Hey Danny, remember in the comments when I told you about the book this is based on?
Dannyboy3004: Yeah?
Author: Well turns out it wasn't deleted.
Dannyboy3004: Oh wow really? What's it called?
Author: THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF!
Dannyboy3004: And who's the author?
Author: I'm author.
Dannyboy3004: .
Author: .
Dannyboy3004: .
Author: But the author of that book is Foxys_Weed.
Dannyboy3004: Okay then.
Golden Freddy: H-
Dannyboy3004 pulls out a simple pistol, and shoots Golden Freddy.
Freddy: Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend.
Female customer brings back her entitled kid.
Female customer: Look after him, the babysitter died again.
Chica: NOT THE ENRAGEMENT CHILD!
Son of Female Customer: Author!
Author: Yes?
Son of Female Customer: From now on, you shall refer to me as prince!
Author: Sure.
Son of- I mean Entitled Kid: That's be- HEY!
Author: Too bad you're not the author, you don't make the calls.
EK runs up to author and kicks him in the shins.
Author: THAT'S IT!
Author clicks a button, which reveals the next chapters title.
Author's Night At Freddy's
Freddy: Could it be..?
Author: It is time.
Suddenly, a tornado blows through the ceiling of the pizzeria, chunks of the roof cave in, and some collapses on Chica.
Tornado: It's me, the tornado that ripped through Sydenham yesterday!
Chica: *coughs* S-Sydenham?
Tornado: Yeah, that place in Christchurch, in the South Island, in New Zealand.
Bonnie: That place doesn't exist.
Tornado: OH YEAH?
Tornado rips off the entire ceiling, and pulls EK, Bonnie, Freddy, Foxy, Power, and Female Customer into the sky, they fall to their deaths.
Chica: Good thing this rubble saved me!
Author: It's just you and me, Chica.
Chica: So?
Author: Prepare for trouble!
Author's Second Account: And make it double!
Chica: OH GOD!
Chica explodes for no reason, her body parts fly through Authors 1 and 2, shredding them to pieces.
What will happen next time, will Author really make everyone pregnant? Does that include author? And what happened to Dannyboy3004?
Suddenly, Dannyboy3004 shoots Mike, the other survivor, with a knife, and then stabs himself with a gun.
FINITO!
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Five Nights Of Debauchery
RandomIt's your favourites from FNAF1, Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Mike and Golden Freddy. But instead of scaring the pants off you, they ask that you keep your pants on and follow their incredibly stupid journey. It is an adventure so stupid, that you w...
