very nice uncle joes beans

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                              -Melon POV-

I was taking a nice shit in the shower and it dribbled down my leg uh oh smelly I thought then I heard the door to my apartment in st morrys open and I was like "oh shit who dere" and someone shouted back "le monkee" And I was like o they have nice voice very sexy 😏😏 and then I was like I need sexy wexy is I was like "LE MONKEE COME HAVE SEX" and he was like "YES" so then I jiggled my bobbers up down up down left right left right EA sports so then he entered and he was bald and naked and I was like OMG A GINGER PEEPEE and then I was like wait I need to take off my cross necklace because I am a man of god HUUUUUU and I full on yeeted it out the window and then I was like I need peepee and he was like ok and I did a stanky fishy peepee in the toilet and then I was like "let's sex" and he was like "let's make baby" and I was like "we are 10 years old and ur ginger" and he was like "yes but you're ugly and I'm not complaining now hurry up let's have baby or I'm suffocating you in your sleep bitch" so I agreed and I was like "k where we have sex le monkee" and he was like "in the fridge" and I was like "k I like it very sexy" so we went to the fridge and he was like "u want to do this" and I'm like "yes" and he was like "k fat bitch" then he like put his peepee in my weeweehole and I was like "OWIE IT HURTY!!!" And he was like rapid speed raping me and then I was like "yes feel good"

                            -Le Monkee's POV-   

How did I get here raping a blonde bitch. Wow. Anyway it feel good because she is blonde and ugly so it gives me power to know I'm not the ugliest person this time so that's good. Oh she just weeweed on my tinkywinkyteenyweenypeepee. Oh dear I did it too.

                                -no one's POV-

Le monkee: "and that kids is how you are here"

-peepee's POV-

I have been trapped inside a dark sticky tunnel and It's stanky fishy and I'm stuck. He is trying to get me out but he can't. It's like the smut he read naked so I could see where Millie wanted Finn to fuck and then he got stuck inside of her. She is screaming now. Her dads coming home and a fish flew out at me from her. I am a JOBEE.



A/N: hey this is the authors here I hope you enjoyed we will be posting anything chapter with candy cane -K
Yo I hope you've enjoyed this story!! I think that you should read this story to younger children to build imagination skills. We also think at Simple.smut that children are very undereducated is proper sex so here is what we think is a good way to open up new doors to them -L (also it would be greatly appreciated if you could comment on certain lines and give us feedback!) thank you 😊. These events were not based on a true story (that we know of!!!) but are based on true people (who are going to enjoy reading this) so give them some support on making sure their relationship works out!!!!!! Thank you once again.

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