- Melon's POV-
So yesterday I was like chilling in my bathroom having a shit. You see, me has had REALLY bad diarrhoea. Anyways I was in my flat in St Morrys and it started going into my wee wee hole 🍑🍑 (the jobbie). And I was just wiping when I heard someone come into my junkie wunkie flat. so I said "Whos sksksksk sksksk there?" and a feminine yet masculine sounding voice called out "fOlOw Me On InStAgRaM @gingee_ninjee_08 and I was like " HELP MAH ABOAB" and he was like "where are you 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏" and I was like "the only room in the fucking house what do you expect it's a fucking St Morrys flat" and then he came in and started taking off his bikini and I was like "ur fat like ur OBESE" and then gingee ninjee said "yes but you're ugly and I'm not complaining now hurry up let's have baby or I'm suffocating you in your sleep bitch" and I was like "ok like my wee wee hole has some jobbies in it is that ok because I really needed a shit but then u came in but it's been 5 minutes since I had sexy wexy so let's fuck. and he said ok. so he took off his clothes and I was like "btw Donald Trump looks a little bit like a terrorist" and gingee ninjee argreed with me. I looked down to see his bulging throbbing one incher. So We had sexy wexy and he was very bad but it's ok because candy cane was still there so gingee ninjee could use him as a crashmat. so i threw him out the window but spiderman came and tried to save him but he threw his webslinger at his bellybutton saw his tiny peepee and was so horrified that he stopped the webslinger and let go of gingee ninjee and gingee ninjee missed candy cane and fell. He died from the impact.
-gingee ninjees POV-
I died fucking a blonde bitch
-AN-
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