Hey guys, welcome to the first chapter of this stupid book. I'm gonna repeat it again, this story is only written as a joke. Hope it makes you lmao and cringe as much as it did make me, writing it. -EgotiisticalOwl
-(Y/N) POV (Yes, Y/N is a they/them but you can pretend however you want!)
~EgotiisticalOwl~
I walk into the large store, realizing the white on my striped shirt was purple. Cool, I like black lights, it reminds me of when I fell down at the roller skating rink as a 9 year old. The store had alternative music that hyped you up when you entered.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T RETURN IT?!" I heard, I looked over at the really emo lady screaming at a tall man with black hair at the front desk. He had a straight face and just closed his blue eyes every time the lady spat on him when talking.
"Ma'am, the shirt you are trying to return is overdue, you can't return it after 30 days. It's been 68 days since you bought it." The man said, pushing his hair out of his left eye. He had a dangling cross earing in his ear and a large black coat with purple fur.
I go over to the isle with Beetlejuice and other Tim Burton accessories were, I picked up a collared shirt with green sleeves and a pocket that said "Beetlejuice" on it. I noticed that the back of the shirt said "..I myself am strange and unusual.." I immediately fall in love with it. I was a pretty big Tim Burton fan.
"OH REALLY?! AND HOW DO YOU KNOW?!" The lady screamed.
"I own this store and the receipt you got has the date on it." The man said again, he looked like he was done with this woman's ass.
She suddenly threw the shirt at his face, however he caught it before it hit him. The woman stormed out of the store, her (probably) 3 ft. platforms smacking the tile floor.
"Have a nice day.." He waved, putting the shirt down on the counter.
I approach the man, "She wasn't the nicest person was she?" I say.
"Nope, but I can't do anything about it. I just need to be a polite salesman." He said, smiling.
"I know what that's like, I work at a neighborhood café and always deal with customers like that." I reply.
"It's nice to have somebody who understands." He said. His eyes shifted to the shirt I had in my hand. "Are you a Tim fan as well?"
"Oh! Yes I am, I've watched about all of his movies hehe." I say, holding up the shirt.
"Sweet, I only need to watch Corpse Bride and boom, I'm an official fan." He said, chuckling.
"Yeah! Well I'm gonna go check out the large selection of T-shirts over there."
"Alright, let me know if you need any help." He said, charmingly.
I walked over to the wall with about 30 T-shirt designs, Stranger Things, My Hero Academia, Blend S, man there were even those brutal children game shirts like Bloody Mary and stuff. This might be my favorite store.. I get a ring on my phone from my mum, I look at the message.
Hey, while your out can you get some clothes for your brother? It's his birthday tomorrow, as you should know.
I text back: sure, I'll get him some T-shirts. I found this really cool store I like and I think he'll like that clothes here.
Okay honey, luv u.
I turn my phone off and look at the wall of T-shirts. Well he likes Stranger Things.. No but I thought he got tired of it. I sigh, walking back to the front desk.
"Hey um, could you help me? I'm trying to find some boy clothes but you might know other dudes styles better then I do." I asked the black-haired boy.
"Sure! Come with me." He hopped over the desk, completely ignoring that there was a way out of the desk. I just stay silent, he's kind of cool.
"So you need clothes for your boyfriend?" He asked.
"Oh, he's not actually my boyfriend, it's my brothers birthday tomorrow and I need to get him some clothes he likes." I reply, kind of blushing at the question.
"Oh alright, I'm kind of surprised you're single.." He said, he looked at me. I was standing there like an idiot, straight panicking face and everything.
"I-I mean-! Sorry if that offended you in a way-!" He quickly said.
"No it's fine! You didn't offend me, you complimented me and I'm just-" I pause.
"Alright. Well here are the boys clothing, do you know what styles he likes?" He asks me.
"Uh well... He wears yellow?" I say, awkwardly. He just looks at me, blinking. He then smiles,
"Do you have any pictures of him?" He asks.
"Yeah hold on!" I swipe up and down, click here and there, and show him a few pictures of my brother.
"I see." He says, cocking his head to the side. He thinks for a few seconds, he then puts his finger up, "I got it, he has a somewhat vintage style, but he likes to wear colors with it." He says, flipping through some checkered and plaid pants like a book made with only light notebook pages. He then held some out to me, "I think he'd like something like this." He smiled and handed them to me, he was charming.
"O-Oh yeah that's great!" I said, catching myself staring at his face. I started making my way to the front counter, stopping in my tracks I looked over at the small make-up section they had. I walked over there and looked at the eye-liner. He then approached me.
"Your looking for make-up?" He questioned me.
I look up behind me, "Oh well uh, my friend is in this emo faze, and I just realized they need me to pick up some more eyeliner for them." I chuckled, holding the eyeliner brush.
"Ah I see, I was like that a few years ago." He smiled charmingly, and suddenly grabbed the eyeliner, practically putting his hand over mine. I tried to prevent myself from turning red, this dude just had it all figured out. He was just staring at it.
He clicked his tongue, "The eyeliner brushes are usually harder to use, you should get an eyeliner pen instead. If that helps anyways.." He said, letting go.
"U-Uh, yeah! I'll get a pen then." I said, turning and getting an eyeliner pen instead. I grabbed it and walked over to the front counter to check-out, he followed and jumped over the desk again. He scanned the items and handed them to me in a purple plastic bag.
"Hold on, before you go.." He said.
"Yeah?"
"May I get your number? To see your brother's reaction.." He replied, smooth.
I thought to myself, yes! You can have my number, you can have my children! I nodded, "Sure-"
"Or perhaps we could get smoothies some time." He said, shooting that charming-ass smile again. I was head-over-heels for this man.
"Let me just write it down." I got a pen and wrote it down on an old faded receipt, "I'm y/n by the way, you are?"
"Ego Isle. A pleasure to meet you y/n." He replied.
"Ah, that's an interesting name.." I smiled and waved, "I'll see you again some time." I walked towards the exit and he waved back. As I got far away from the store I yanked my arms down in front of me, feeling accomplished and pumped-up.
{Well that's the end of my 1st oneshot! If you would like to give me any suggestions just comment, and yes we do write staff x staff oneshots, however we don't do smut or incest related stories. Thank you and have a lovely day <3 -Ego}
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