Lydia woke up one morning to find that her mirror was empty. "That's strange" she said. "Usually beetlejuice always says good morning to me." She got up from her bed and walked over to the mirror. "Beetlejuice?" She called. Suddenly, something appeared at the mirror, however, it wasn't beetlejuice. It was his neighbor and friend, Jacques Lelean the skeleton. "Jacques? Where's beetlejuice?" Lydia asked him. "Ah, Lydia, 'ou must come quickly. Zer is something wrong with bea-tlejuice. He's been coughing and sneezing all morning, an' he iz not been acting like himself" Jacque worriedly explained to Lydia. "I better get there right away." Lydia said in a panic. She recited her chant to teleport to the Neitherworld:
"Though I know I should be wary,
Still I venture someplace scary,
Ghostly hauntings I turn loose,
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!"
In a flash of lightning and thunder, she was teleported to the Neitherworld. Jacques took her to beetlejuice's apartment door. "I am not sure I should go in, I do not vant to catch something." Jacques walked into his own apartment. Lydia slowly opened beetlejuice's door. "Beej? Are you okay?" She asked. A weak groggy voice responded "ib in here, babe" followed by loud coughs and a sneeze. Lydia walked into beetlejuice's room and saw her ghost with the most friend laying in his coffin bed. His nose was very red and his eyes looked droopy. He was also slightly red and sweating. "I don't feel so goob, babes." Beetlejuice responded in a nasally voice. Lydia gasped. "Oh poor beetlejuice! You must have a cold or something." She put her hand against his clammy forehead. "You're burning up, BJ! I better call someone." She said as she walked over to Beetlejuice's phone.
After getting off the phone with a Neitherworld doctor from the hysterical hospital, she walked back into beetlejuice's bedroom. "Beej, I called the doctor. He's coming to take a look at you." Beetlejuice could only weakly nod, his white hair a sweaty mess against his pillow.
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Monster Flu: A Beetlejuice cartoon fanfiction
FanficLydia wonders why beetlejuice hasn't come to visit her one morning. She finds out he has the monster flu, and goes to the Neitherworld to care for him. This is shipping them as FRIENDS!!
