Marvel Anime Cinematic Universe

Fullmetal Alchemist

Edward: I feel like you're driving me to a court-martial. This is crazy. What did I do? I feel like you're going to pull over and snuff me. What, you're not allowed to talk? Hey, Catalina!

Soldier: We can talk, sir.

Edward: Oh, I see. So it's personal?

Soldier: (She's driving the Vehicle.) No, you intimidate them.

Edward: Good God, you're a woman. I honestly... I couldn't have called that. I mean, I'd apologize, but isn't that what we're going for here? I thought of you as a soldier.

Edward: You have, actually, excellent bone structure, there. I'm kind of having a hard time not looking at you now. Is that weird?

[The Soldiers in the vehicle laugh and chuckle.]

Edward: Come on, it's okay, laugh.

Soldier: Sir, I have a question to ask.

Edward: Yes, please.

Soldier: Is it true you went 12 for 12 with last year's Maxim cover models?

Edward: That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict, but fortunately, the Christmas cover was twins. Anything else?

The Soldier next to him, Karley, raises his hand.

Tony: You're kidding me with the hand up, right?

Soldier (Karley): Is it cool if I take a picture with you?

Edward: Yes. It's very cool.

The soldier next to him pulls his camera out and hands it to the soldier in the front seat.

Edward: I don't want to see this on your MySpace page.

The Soldier puts up a peace sign for the photo.

Edward: Please, no gang signs. No, throw it up. I'm kidding. Yeah, peace. I love peace. I'd be out of a job with peace.

Soldier (Karley): Come on. Hurry up. Just click it. Don't change any settings.

As the picture was about to be taken, something hit and blew up the vehicle in front of them. Gunshots and such were heard and hitting the side of their vehicle.

Edward: What's going on?

Soldier: Contact left!

Tony: What have we got?

The driver stepped out to go into combat and was shot down

Soldier: Karley, stay with Elric!

Soldier (Karley): Stay down!

Ed: Yeah.

The other Soldier from the front seat got out to shoot but was shot too.

Soldier (Karley): Son of a bitch!

Karley got out to fight.

Edward: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Give me a gun!

Soldier (Karley): Stay here!

[Karley turned back around and he was gunned down too, holes piercing the vehicle. Edward's hearing and senses were dulled a bit as he got himself out of the vehicle, stumbling a bit in the chaos. He got some of his hearing back and ran and dove behind a rock for cover. He pulled out his phone to contact and call for help when a bomb landed next to him. He looked over to see it say: Elric Industries. He tried to get up and get away, but didn't in time. The bomb exploded and made him fly through the air a bit.

Edward: Whoa!

[He hit the ground hard, senses dulled again. He felt a pain in his chest and pulled his shirt of out the way as blood started to pool.]