Ok, hello reader! You may not know me, so I'll give you the highlights of me.
My name is Ego, I'm [undisclosed age] years old, I'm (hopefully) funny, and I'm (definitely) sarcastic. I enjoy making Tinder profiles for Star Wars characters, and driving my friends insane.
Over the course of these chapters, you'll be maddeningly confused, thrilled, and, well, mad.
Let's set a few rules first, before you begin your adventures through my brain.
1. Be nice. Constructive criticism and appropriate comments ONLY. I appreciate support as much as the next person.
2. Keep in mind, I'm not a stalker, I'm simply shy, the child of a highly liked teacher, and I know everybody. And, I tend to pick up on people's body language and language in general, faster than I realize.
3. If you have anything to add, privately DM me, that would be great. Only if your comfortable though.
4. Not implying that all my observations apply to everyone, just what I've picked up.
So, without further ado, my ted talks.
YOU ARE READING
Let's get some things straight.
AléatoireMy ted talks. Straight from my confused brain, to your screen at 3 am. This book will include: My social tactic observations Couple observations And much more things I've picked up on over the years of being ridiculously shy.
