* ''In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing but you could see it a whole lot better.''
* ''I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.''
* ''I was raised around heterosexuals, as all hetrosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... Heterosexuals.''
* ''Just go up to somebody on the street and say ''you're it!'' and just run away."
* "Go to bed in your fireplace, you'll sleep like a log."
* "People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant."
* "I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: ''0hh my God, you're thin"
Totally true
