* "Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your Bro- I'm Broda!"
* "It's gonna be legend-.... wait for it.... and I hope that you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DIARY!"
* "Here;s the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life."
* "In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story."
O' Barney you have such a huge Ego
