(Country Humans, Dur)
Everyone just found out about Canada and America's states, provinces, and territories. UN decides to pull a little "experiment" that lets everyone else meet five provinces/territories/states.
Meanwhile, Alberta is dealing with...
I chilled while watching a random movie on Netflix. I snatched my phone up and I heard a familiar buzzing. Looking at my phone, I saw Alberta had texted me asking for his crutches and Lunch. I quickly replied asking if he wanted the chicken or actually food. Once he confirmed, I hopped up grabbing my car keys and the spares keys to the twin's house. One of the "perks" to living next door to a clutz. Walking outside, I pondered on what happened. He definitely hurt his leg somehow. Maybe he fell down from somewhere?
As I opened up the twin's door, a feathery ball threw itself at my chest. Catching Lunch I looked at her annoyed. Muttering under my breath, "That's one thing down at least, but also stupid chicken."
Peering at Lunch I took in her brown feathers. She was prairie chicken, making her look like a mix between a sparrow and a normal chicken. Lunch realized I wasn't Saskatchewan or Alberta and started pecking at my hands angrily. Stupid Chicken.
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No one's POV
Knocking rang through the house, with a slightly annoyed Quebec opening the door. On the other side revealed a BC holding an angry chicken, crutches, and a tub of ice cream with a spoon. Pity food for Alberta no doubt. Walking upstairs, BC found a stressed Saskatchewan and a Hawaii who finally calmed down from before. The British Colombian tossed the angry chicken at Saskatchewan, who started to calm down with the therapy chicken in her arms. Gently setting down the crutches next to the bed, she gave the tub of ice cream to a cocky looking Alberta. Alberta winked at her and said, "Wow, this almost as sweet as you."
He was just joking, as he always was. Popping the tub open he started to shovel ice cream in his mouth, ignoring both the angry glares from Quebec and the pain from his cuts. BC took in his cuts, voicing her thoughts, "You look like shit and what the hell happened?"
The other five said in perfect unison, "He fell from twenty feet."
Everyone looked at the injured province. Quebec raised an eyebrow, "il(he)?
Alberta shrugged, "I was just saying what you guys were, Barbeque."
BC shrugged, it was close to what happened last month. Only he sprained his arm and fell from a roof. "So I assume you texted me for a ride?"
Alberta grinned, "You read my thoughts exactly."
Ontario spoke for the second time since BC showed up, "If you guys are going, I can drop Hawaii off at her brother's."
Only Saskatchewan could sense her discomfort at the thought of leaving Alberta. BC was fine with it, "That sounds perfect, Hawaii will be with Californa. Al will be resting at home and Saskatchewan has her evil chicken."
Both twins cried at the same time for different reasons, "How many times do I have to tell you only Sasquatch can call me Al! Also owwww," "Lunch is NOT evil!"
BC shrugged, "Whatever, let's go."
(492 words)
Sorry, it's short...
Yes, in this I made Californa and Hawaii siblings. They're only half-siblings though.
This is what a prairie chicken looks like btw:
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