Requested by a friend of ours. Remember, we don't do smuts so there is nothing graphic in here - the worst is making out.
You watch Tim and Moby kiss over by the fire place and long to be loved the same way. Bill Nye is next to you. In all these years of doing science, he hasn't seemed to age at all. You look at him in the eyes for a moment then glance away quickly.
You have no shot at love. All of those who you have dared to love before have broken your heart. Although you feel that you might have a chance this time, it isn't worth the risk. This isn't the first time you have restrained your feelings for fear of getting hurt.
You feel a warm, bony hand graze against yours. It's Bill, and he is trying to make a move. You sigh because you know this can't happen. None of it can happen. You can't be with Bill, or Tim, or Moby. Nobody can be with anybody because it never works!
You realize that your face is red. Everyone is looking at you. Bill, Tim and Moby are staring at you. You suddenly register that you said that out loud.
Moby speaks first. He says, "Beep. Beep, beep - beep!"
His words are deep, and they really make you feel appreciated.
Then Tim speaks, "Moby is right. You are loved. We all love you. Right, Bill?"
Bill nods, but says, "Yes, but am I the only one who doesn't understand a THING of what that robot is saying?!"
This sparked a short argument among the men. "Don't call him that! He is sensitive!" screamed Tim.
"BEEP BEEP!" cried Moby.
"I. DON'T. UNDER. STAND. YOU!" yelled back Bill.
Eventually the argument resolved with Bill apologizing to Moby.
The four of you make out, taking turns and rotating in a circle.
The four of you live happily ever after. The end.
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