Shuichi was wacking home from watching "Monokuma: The despair do Komaeda's dog". He was super gay and tired from it, because to be completly hnoest and truthful, he didn't appreciate danganronpa's komaeda porn. He yeeted into his dorm room, crying about how Kokichi Ouma kept calling him a bottom, but he soon looked up and saw a small teddy bear that was half black and haff white waiting for him. "Monokuma-san?" he said eyes widening.
"Apupupupupu, ready for your Vibe Checking shuichi saihariiii????~~~~~~~" Shuichi looked at the bear blushing. He was super ready to be kink-shamed. He hid his head inside his hoodie with a nude kirigiri on it. He whipped his teirs away, he blushed like the flushed emoji on discord.
"Monokuma~San!! I'm so ready for your vibe check, I love you so so so sos son sos os sos sos so so so so so much!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you want to borrow my bong??" Just as the two bottoms were about to start vibe checking, Kokichi Oma suddenly walked in wearing a maid dress, which was kinda fucking gay man.
"Haws uwuwuwu anywon sween uwuwuwu owowowo my sksksks kiuwuwuwbooo??skskskssksk anna ou anna ouI wanna wuwuwuwu owowowo knowwwuwuw if wobots havw dicks uwuwuwuwuwu" Kokichi asked, undressing Shuichi. Shuichi backed away and screeched with all his fucking might.
"GET OUT KOCOCKY I WISH YOU WOULD JUST GET SMASHED BY A HYDROLIC PRESS ALREADY YOU BOTTOM" monokuma and shuichi screamed in unison.
Monokuma threw the bong at Kokichi. And then, the fuckign uhhhhhh music plays, and Kokichi diers from no head. He cried out and died died died died died. He felt grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded. The excursion music started playing as monokuma was dragged out of the room and shuichi screamed, trying to get his bong back.
Monokuma got thrown out the fucking window and Keebo went 'pew pew thanks for killing kokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokocock.' In robot. Then, then, Miu was humping a tree and screened as Kii bo fell onto her. YAY MIU DIED THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AYAYAYYAAYYAAYY tenko was crying tho because Miu was hot :(......... moral of the story dont be a slut like Mui and nagito porn is bad!!!!!
Made By: @ whynagito and Evan-Jayden/Eric Cartman uwuwuwuwwuuwwu