Sortiz327:Hello everyone and Welcome back to Ask and Dare, we have been out of the game for half a month because it was mostly my fault but we're back.
Maya:It's okay Sammy, it's not your fault if you didn't feel like yourself then that's okay.
Poppy:You write hard and you work hard and you feel like you're draining yourself so a break was very much needed for you.
Branch:So are you feeling better?
Sortiz327:(Her smile turns into an awkward frown) Well I was before I heard that Anthony Ramos song Mind over matter and it made me feel totally awkward.
Guy Diamond:But that's such an awesome song-
All of a sudden a small black kitty with yellow eyes but the right one was messed up just showed up, as soon as Trollex saw her he started panicking.
King Trollex:CAT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Sortiz327:Luna? What are you doing here you silly kitty? (Pets her head while Luna digs her muzzle into her hand)
Luna:Mow.
Poppy:Awww!!! Who's this cutie? (Pets her.)
Sortiz327:Everyone, this is my cat Luna.
Luna:Mow.(rubs her face into Poppy's body.)
Maya:AWWWWWW SHE'S SO ADORABLE!!!!!!! (Scratches her chin until she starts purring.)
Branch and King Trollex:ADORABLE?!!!!
King Trollex:I may love all animals big and small but I have my limits when it comes to cats because they eat fish!!!!!!
Branch:And will most likely make you into a chew toy!!!!
Guy Diamond:Aw you two are being paranoid, Luna seems like a sweet kitty.(Pets her shiny black fur until she rubs her face into his hair.)
Branch:Maybe we are but black cats are bad luck, they can't be trusted!!!
Luna:(starts crying) Mowow moooooow!
Sortiz327:Hey guys that's enough!!! You two made her cry, say sorry now!
Branch and Trollex felt bad that they made the cat cry so they went up to her and started petting her and said sorry.
Branch:We're Sorry Luna, we didn't mean to make you cry.
King Trollex:Yeah, we just thought you would eat us since you're a cat but now we see you're just a big cute ball of black fluff.(starts petting her until she starts licking his cheek which made him giggle.)
Branch:Awww!(starts scratching her chin until she digs her muzzle into his small hand.) Whoa girl, take it easy.
King Trollex:Anyway we have a dare.
Sortiz327:Who's it from?(continues to Pet Luna.)
King Trollex:It's from sanhitaaand it says...Oh umm.(starts blushing.)
Poppy:Well? What does it say?
King Trollex:It says:
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Poppy:WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!? I AM NOT DOING THAT!!!!!
Sortiz327:Uhhh as much as I want to agree with you Poppy you have to do it.
Branch:(Drooling and starstruck at the thought of Poppy getting half naked and strip dance for him.)
King Trollex:Branch? Are you okay buddy?(waves hand in his face.)
Maya:That's so unfair! A woman shouldn't have to strip for her lover on live TV!
Sortiz327:I agree but she has to because it's a dare.
Poppy:(Sighs.) Fine I'll do it but I swear the things that San makes us do!
King Trollex:Uhh I just remembered that me and Maya have Lunch reservations, Let's go my love!!!!
Maya:Wait we don't-(Trollex grabs her hand and runs out the studio.) AHHH!!!!!
Guy Diamond:And I uhh forgot that I left cupcakes in the oven!!!(Runs to his pod.)
Poppy:Traitors!!!
Sammy snaps her fingers until a pole popped up and changed Poppy's usual attire to a blue bra and a black short skirt, so short you could see her blue underwear. Branch was blushing and drooling so hard right now and it looked like it was making him excited because he was how people say it "Pitching a tent."
Poppy:You're enjoying this aren't you?!
Branch:Oh big time baby!(smirks at her.)
Poppy:Grrrrr!!! I'll have payback!!!
Sammy starts the music then picked Luna up much to her chagrin and started to dash out the studio.
Poppy:Where are you going?!
Sortiz327:Luna doesn't need to see this, plus I'm Asexual so I don't really enjoy watching this either.(exits out the building.)
Poppy:Unbelievable!!! (Sighs then starts dancing.)
Branch:WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!! Shake it baby, shake it!!!!
As Poppy continued to dance she prayed that non of the trolls saw this especially her father because her reputation would be ruined and everyone would start calling her Queen Poppy the strip queen, after 3 hours of strip dancing she was starting to get tired and hungry so she stopped the music.
Branch:Hey, What the hell?!
Poppy:Branch I'm tired and Hungry. And it's getting late! Can we please just pick something up to eat and go back to your bunker?
Branch:Well I guess you're right, come on let's do the outro and get out of here.
Poppy:Well that's all for today everyone.
Branch:Be sure to leave an Ask or dare in the comments section below and we'll see you all next time.
Both:Bye!!!
Poppy:Okay now let's get out of here.(starts walking towards the exit.)
Branch:Uhh, I'll catch up with you.(grabs the tape of today's episode and hides it in his vest then he catches up with Poppy.)
