Trolls Ask and Dare

Dare#9

Sortiz327:Hey everyone, I'M BAAAAAAAACK! King Trollex:Hey Sam. How was your vacation? Sortiz327:It was lots of fun Trollex thank you for asking. King Trollex:You're Welcome. Sortiz327:Have you seen Poppy and Branch? We got another dare from Rebeccatmntlover6548 and we need them both. King Trollex:Last time I saw them they were going to the latter's bunker. Sortiz327:Oh okay, let's go get them. She grabs his hand and teleports them inside of Branch's bunker and walks around looking for them until they reach Branch's bedroom where they heard loud moaning and a squeaky mattress.(Oh my god guys I am so sorry.😂) Poppy:AHHHHH BRANCH YES GO HARDER I WANT YOU TO COME INSIDE ME OH YES HIT ME HARDER!!!!!!!!!!! Branch:OH MY GOD YES POPPY SCREAM LOUDER YOU'RE MAKING ME HARDER SCREAM LOUDER MY LOVE I WANT TO HEAR YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE AS I COME!!!!!!!!!!(I really am sorry.🤣🤣🤣) King Trollex:(Whispers) Oh my god, they're having se- Sortiz327:(puts her hand on his mouth and whispers.) Do not finish that sentence for you are too innocent and pure. King Trollex:(Removes her hand from his mouth.) I'm a 26 year old man and I can say whatever I want- Poppy and Branch:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Poppy:Oh my God Branch that was amazing! Branch:Yeah it was...well I guess we have to get cleaned up and get dressed so we can go to the studio to get the dare over with and come back here and have a little more fun. Sortiz327:Oh crap they're coming, quick! She grabs Trollex's hand and teleports them back to the studio. King Trollex:Oh my God, We just heard them having se- Sortiz327:What did I say about using such language?! Plus we're on live TV. King Trollex:Oh right. Guy Diamond:Hey guys! King Trollex:Hey GD. What's up? Guy Diamond:I'm good thanks. What's up with you guys? King Trollex:We just heard Poppy and Branch banging!!! Sortiz327:TROLLEX LANGUAGE!!!! King Trollex:Sorry but we had to tell someone...plus I told you that I'm a 26 year old man! Guy Diamond:Oh my God You guys heard them doing it?! You guys are lucky, I wish I heard them doing it. Sammy and Trollex both gave him a look that said "Are you serious right now?" Poppy:Hey everyone. They all look behind them and saw Poppy and Branch with the latter's arm around the former's shoulder. Sammy and Trollex looked at them with horror and awkwardness. Sortiz327:H-Hey g-guys. Branch:Sorry we're late we were just eating chocolate cupcakes and frosting and whipped cream and we were feeding each other and it kind of resulted in a food fight. True story. Sammy and Trollex gave them anime faces of  shock.

Guy Diamond:But wait Sammy and Trollex said that they heard you two were having se-OW Sammy elbowed him and gave him a glare that said "keep your mouth shut!!"
Poppy:So what's today's dare? Sortiz327:Uh well let's look.

Branch:Aw come on! I really have to dress up as of one of those creepy beady eyed toys?! Poppy:Awww cheer up Branch I think those things are so cute and you would look so adorable as one I would totally buy one if they had one of you. Branch:(Sighs In defeat.) Fine but I'm only doing it for you Poppy. Poppy:YAYYYYYY!!!!! Sortiz327:Here you go Branch.(summons a Branch Funko Pop costume with circle rimmed sunglasses.) Branch:Thanks. Branch gets dressed in the costume and puts on the sunglasses. Poppy:AWWWWWWWWWW YOU LOOK SO CUTE BRANCH.(tackles him in a hug and snuggles him.) Branch:(Snuggles her in return.) Sortiz327, Guy Diamond and King Trollex:AWWWWWWWWWW BROPPY!!!!! Sortiz327:Well that's all for today folks unfortunately I'm still recovering from the pain in my legs from all the walking in Lego Land the other day. All:BYE!!! Poppy and Branch walk away from the shipper trio and whisper to each other. Poppy:Thank God that we didn't tell them that we were actually making love before we got here. Branch:Yeah that would have been so embarrassing and awkward.