Trolls Ask and Dare

Dare#13

Branch:Hello everyone and welcome back to the show, I'm Branch and I just thought I should do the intro today. Poppy:And I'm Poppy, his girlfriend. Branch:My beautiful girlfriend. Poppy:Awww Branch you're so sweet. Branch:Of course, anything for my flower Poppy:Awww. Anyway we have two special guests here today but for now we must ask a very important question...Where's Sammy and Trollex? Branch:They're over there watching "Are you afraid of the dark?"(points to them.) Poppy:Oh my gosh I love that show!!! Branch:Me too!! My favorite episode was "The tale of the shiny red bicycle." Poppy:My favorite episode is "The tale of the Prom Queen." It was so beautiful. Branch:Yeah it was, I just loved the end. Poppy:Me too, Ricky and Judy reminds me of us two lovers who are meant to be. Branch:Yeah they do remind me of us. Sammy and Trollex walk over to them with Sammy pushing Trollex's tank while they sing "In the still of the night." Poppy:Oh my gosh were you two watching "The tale of the Prom Queen?" Sammy comes out from behind the tank and they both see that she has tears in her eyes and so does Trollex. Sortiz327:Yes we were and it was so beautiful. King Trollex:The ending was both sweet and sad at the same time, I felt really bad for Greg because he really liked Dee Dee but at least she and Ricky drive off to the afterlife together. Sortiz327:Yeah...so Anyway we have two very special guests here today please give a round of applause to...Lilly and Oak! Guy Diamond comes in the studio carrying two little bundles in his arms. King Trollex:Who's Lilly and Oak? Poppy:They're Branch and I's children. Would you like to meet them? King Trollex:You two have kids already and you're not even married yet? Branch:It was the first dare we had on this show. Poppy holds the twins and bring them towards Trollex's tank to meet him, once Trollex saw them he was in a trance they were so adorable and they looked like little angels he wish he could hold them but he was a water troll. King Trollex:They're beautiful...You guys are so lucky and I have no doubt that once these two grow up they will be great rulers. Poppy:Would you like to hold them? King Trollex:I would love to but I can't. Branch:Why not? King Trollex:Because I'm a water troll and I don't want them to be near the water because they could drown. Sortiz327:Well why didn't you say so? With a snap of Sammy's fingers Trollex's tail disappeared and was replaced with his very own pair of legs and feet...along with a pair of pants, he hopped out the tank and landed on the ground. King Trollex:I HAVE LEGS AND FEET!!! Excited about his new legs and feet he tried to test them out but wobbled and fell down. King Trollex:I guess I need practice walking huh? Poppy and Branch went to go help him up and teach him how to walk, 5 minutes later he was walking without any help at all. Poppy:Wow you learned fast. Branch:Look at you, you're a natural. King Trollex:Thanks you guys. He gave both of them big hugs and held Lilly and Oak without any trouble at all, once they looked up at him and reached for his nose...if he even has one. Poppy:Awww they like you. King Trollex:I guess they do.(Smiles.) Sortiz327:How cute! Anyway what's the dare Poppy? Poppy:It's another dare from Shadowboy8282.

Sortiz327:(Shocked) Me? But nobody's ever dared me to do something before. Poppy:Well my dear today is your lucky day. Sammy grins evilly and laughs sinisterly because she knows something Branch might hate so she goes over to where Branch is talking with Guy. Sortiz327:Hey Branch! Branch:Hey Sammy. Sortiz327:Guess What? Branch:What? Sammy turned around which confused Branch until she bent down and did "the Ass Dance" from Shin Chan. Sortiz327:(In Shin Chan voice.) ASS DANCE, ASS DANCE!!! This had Poppy, Guy Diamond, Trollex and even Lilly and Oak laughing hysterically but for Branch he was kind of getting a little ticked off because she always did this to him. Branch:(Sarcasm) Haha Sammy very funny, now cut it out! Sortiz327:Oh I'm not done yet my friend, I'm just getting started. "ACTION BASTARD ALL MEN ARE BASTARDS GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY HAPPY CAKE!!!!" Branch was starting to become a little more peeved meanwhile everyone else was dying from laughing too hard. Sortiz327:TO BE A MAN YOU MUST HAVE HONOR, HONOR AND A P****!!!(Does the weird dance.) Branch:WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT AROUND MY CHILDREN YOU SICKO?! While Branch was becoming even more furious everyone else was pounding their fists on the ground because of how hard they were laughing, Branch turned towards his friends and girlfriend with a glare towards them. Branch:How can all of you just sit here and laugh at this?! She's spouting obscenities around the babies!!! Guy Diamond:(still laughing.) Because She's so funny and the kids are going to learn all those words anyway when they're older!!! Sortiz327:ASS, ASS AND AN ASS!!!!! Branch finally had enough of this and became so furious. Branch:ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT!!!! Branch started to chase Sammy around the studio which shocked everyone except for Poppy. Guy Diamond:Um why is Sammy running away from him? And most importantly. Why is he chasing her anyway? Sortiz327:(still running) Because this is all part of the dare! Branch:THIS WAS A DARE ALL ALONG?!! THEN THAT MAKES ME EVEN MORE ANGRY!!!(continues to chase her.) Poppy:Well while that is escalating I guess I will do the outro. Thank you everyone, That's all for today's dare. All:BYE!!! Branch:(Still chasing Sammy.) AHHH I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!