Riverdale Group Chat

Chapter 16~The Engagment

OfficerGay: OMG!YES!
CandyForYourEye: What's going on in here? OMG! You're engaged! Juan! Get In Here! Bi_Snake_Ual: Yes babe?
CandyForYourEyes: Your brother just got engaged!
Bi_Snake_Ual: What!FANGS! You'll Never Guess What Joaquin Has Done Now!
SouthsideDog: What?
Bi_Snake_Ual: He got engaged!
SouthsideDog: TONI!
UktenaPrincess: What Puppy?
SouthsideDog: Joaquin and Kevin got engaged!
UktenaPrincess: Betty! Jug! Cheryl!
FirstLadyCherry: What?
UktenaPrincess: Kevin and Joaquin got engaged!
DetectiveCooper: Kev! OMG!
BeanieBoy: You'll have to tell Jalapeño when she wakes up!
SouthsideHottie: I'll slip it into a sentence and see how long it takes her to notice
F.P.: What the bloody hell happened? Why are you all down here?
SouthsideDog: Joaquin proposed to Kevin
F.P.: You can have a party because I already know that Cheryl will ask, but you can't drink and you have to stay down here
FirstLadyCherry: Fine
F.P.: Also you can do it tomorrow because it's a Saturday and we don't have a meeting
FirstLadyCherry: Technically it is Saturday
UktenaPrincess: Cheryl, now's not the time to be petty
FirstLadyCherry: Fine!
SouthsideHottie: Could everyone leave? We were in the middle of getting engaged!
OfficerGay: Joaquin!
SouthsideHottie: Sorry. I mean could you please vacate the area as I have to discuss our plans with my new fiancé
OfficerGay: Better
F.P.: Well, you heard him! Everybody out!
They all leave
SouthsideHottie: So when should we adopt my sister?
OfficerGay: Just before the party as a surprise
SouthsideHottie: Okay. Well, I believe we were in the middle of something
OfficerGay: Right. Remind me what we were doing again
SouthsideHottie: This....