Riverdale Group Chat

Chapter 66~Malachi's Visitor

Hemdiah: !אחיין
MalachiGhoulie: Yes דודה
Hemdiah: What do you think you are doing!?
MalachiGhoulie: What do you mean?
Hemdiah: You clearly haven't been following the תורה
MalachiGhoulie: How would I? אבא burnt mine, saying I will never be good enough and disowned me
Hemdiah: How old were you?
MalachiGhoulie: 12
Hemdiah: Did your אמא convert?
MalachiGhoulie: She was Jewish but אבא renounced his faith and wouldn't allow us to mention anything to do with being Jewish
Hemdiah: What has gone so wrong in your life that you have converted to sin?
MalachiGhoulie: My girlfriend is in a coma, I was going to ask her to marry me but this gang keeps jumping us
Hemdiah: Have you told anyone?
MalachiGhoulie: Her אבא is the sheriff and even he is struggling to make them stop. They are targeting her because her אבא is in charge of the serpents and I'm in charge of the ghoulies. She's pregnant so they think she's a threat
Hemdiah: She is what!!
MalachiGhoulie: I'm sorry דודה it was a mistake, she might lose it just because I couldn't protect her
Hemidah: מלאכי, ילדתי
MalachiGhoulie: Why call me ילדתי ,I'm not your child, I'm your nephew
Hemidah: You can be ילדתי if you want
MalachiGhoulie: Really?
Hemidah: Yes, you can have your bar mitzvah next weekend, it's Delilah's bat mitzvah this weekend
MalachiGhoulie: She's 12 already?
Hemidah: Yes, so sober up! When I bring them on Friday, you better be normal or so help me...
MalachiGhoulie: Yes דודה

דודה - Aunt

ילדתי - My Child

מלאכי -Malachi

אמא - Mother

אבא -Father

תורה -Torah

אחיין -Nephew