Riverdale Group Chat

Chapter 69~The Arrival

SouthsideDog follows SouthsideFlower outside and grabs his wrist, pulling him into the nearby woods.

SouthsideFlower: What are you doing?
SouthsideDog: Fucking you
SouthsideFlower: I can live with that

SouthsideDog begins to kiss SouthsideFlower's neck, his hands wandering down his partner's body. He began to undress the pair of him and reached for-

A/N-Just kidding, here's the actual chapter:

At 5:30

UktenaPrincess: What are you doing on the roof?

SouthsideFlower front flips off with a knife in his teeth

SouthsideFlower: I'm throwing
UktenaPrincess: Well I've brought Nyama Majira Mchuzi
SouthsideFlower: I love that!
UktenaPrincess: I know
FirstLadyCherry: Hello
SouthsideFlower: Afternoon, Cheryl
UktenaPrincess: What's she doing here!?
SouthsideFlower: Toni, you don't need your knife. This is my Nutrix.
UktenaPrincess: Oh, sorry
Peabody.J.D: It's fine, not the worst reaction ever
SouthsideDog: What can I get you two to drink?
UktenaPrincess: The usual, Fangs
SouthsideDog: And you, Cheryl?
FirstLadyCherry: Got any cherry liquor?
SouthsideDog: Yep

SouthsideDog left and returned five minutes later, two drinks in hand.

SouthsideDog: Here you are one ginger nut shaker and a cherry vodka with cherry soda
UktenaPrincess: I still don't understand how you make cocktails so quick
SouthsideDog: My mother is a mixologist, my father is an alcoholic. My mother taught me how to make drinks because he would order me to make him drinks while she was at work.
UktenaPrincess: Dig in everyone, it was boiling hot five minutes ago
SouthsideDog: So how's life with the twins
FirstLadyCherry: Constant paranoia
SouthsideDog: Why?
FirstLadyCherry: There are a plethora of ghosts in my household
SouthsideDog: Well at least we don't have ghosts, babe.
SouthsideFlower: Yes but we still have a pair of two-year-old
Peabody.J.D: Pea. Someone's at the door.
SouthsideFlower: Hello?
SocialWorker: Hello, I'm Laura Smith, are you Lathyrus-Odoratus?
SouthsideFlower: Yes, I am
SocialWorker: May I assess your house before I allow you to have Nelumbo-Nucifera and Orchidaceae
SouthsideFlower: Yes, come inside
SocialWorker: Now, who are these people and do they live here?
SouthsideFlower: Everybody, this is Laura Smith

SouthsideFlower gestures to SouthsideDog

SouthsideFlower: This is my boyfriend, Edward Fogarty, he lives here
SocialWorker: Hello, nice to meet you
SouthsideDog: Likewise

SouthsideFlower then gestures to Peabody.J.D

SouthsideFlower: This is my adoptive mother, Penny Peabody
SocialWorker: Pleasure to meet you
Peabody.J.D: I'm sure

SouthsideFlower then gestures to FirstLadyCherry and UktenaPrincess

SouthsideFlower: And these are our friends, Antoinette Topaz and Cheryl Blossom
SocialWorker: Nice to meet you
FirstLadyCherry: A pleasure Ms Smith
UktenaPrincess: Would you like a bowl of Nyama Majira Mchuzi?
SocialWorker: What is that?
UktenaPrincess: An old family delicacy, my family are from the tribe native to here
SocialWorker: I think I will if you don't mind
UktenaPrincess: Would you like it to go?
SocialWorker: Yes, please
UktenaPrincess: Sweet, go get the fancy hot pot I gave you
SouthsideFlower: Oh yeah, I know where that is.

SouthsideFlower leaves to get it

SouthsideDog: He has no clue where it is
SouthsideFlower: Here you go, despite what Fangs believe I organise my kitchen
UktenaPrincess: Thank you, here you go, Ms Smith
SocialWorker: Thank you Ms Topaz. Well, I think you're just fine to have the twins. I'll go get them from my co-worker
SocialWorker2: Here are Nelumbo-Nucifera and Orchidaceae
SouthsideFlower: Thank you
SocialWorker2: No problem, have a nice day
SouthsideFlower: You too
Nelumbo-Nucifera: Sweet Pea!
Orchidaceae: Sweet Pea!
SouthsideFlower: Hello Lotus. Hello Orchid.
Orchidaceae: Hug!
Nelumbo-Nucifera: Yeah! Yeah! Hug!
SouthsideFlower: Okay. This is my boyfriend, Fangs and our nutrix, Penny
Nelumbo-Nucifera: What that?
SouthsideFlower: Nutrix? It means mère adoptive, adoptive mother
Peabody.J.D: Sweets?
SouthsideFlower: Yes, you can have them for a day
Peabody.J.D: Tomorrow?
SouthsideFlower: I guess
Peabody.J.D: Okay girls what would you rather do - knife work or dress shopping?
SouthsideFlower: No knives until age seven, no proper knife work until age eight. Same rules you gave me.
Peabody.J.D: Fine, it's not like I have to wait six years!
SouthsideFlower: Behave mother!
Peabody.J.D: Fine