Name "Eric Cartman, idiots." (Also goes by "The Coon")
Age 10—17
Gender "Male, obviously."
Looks
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Likes "Kenny, I guess. I mean, I like my mom too, even though she can be a bitch sometimes.. sort of. Butters is cool sometimes too, though he's an absolute dumbass sometimes."
Dislikes "Ugh, all of the girls. Also that dick Craig and his group. God I hate them. They like.. always are douchebags. I guess it can partially be my fault sometimes, but still!"
