//Christmas starters snatched straiiighht from Tumblr
"Fine! I'll put up the lights all by mySELF."
"If you've seen one Hallmark movie, you've seen them all."
"You FELL through the FROZEN LAKE? ARE YOU CRAZY?"
"Is that... tape? On your gingerbread house?"
"All I'm saying is, I'm being forced to spend time with my family. And that sucks."
"Woah, someone drank too much egg nog."
"Merry Christmas, fuckers. I'm broke but at least I got you stuff."
