Great, I had to get kicked out today, on national goose day. My owners must have been real sick of me to get rid of me today. God, humans are rude, QuAck. Great I have QuAck-ups now. This is the best-QuAck- day ever.
Hey, Narrator do you know where a pond is?
"Don't break the fourth wall, but there's one over that way" the narrator points to the left (west).
Thanks Mr. Narrator, man
Narrator glares at me
Oh sorry, I'll g-QuAck-o now
I walk up to the pond and take a drink
Sluuuuuuuuurp
That should do it
I start paddling back home
oh yeah, I don't have a home
I wander around in the forest for a will and find a old boat with a cushion in a compartment
Narrator, is this safe?
um, it should be what I know
OK!
I snuggle in the compartment and it snaps closed
(Question time) What characters do you want in the book?
