(Parody of malk)
Golden Freddy-Hey Foxy,you have anything to drink?
Foxy-Yeah,in the fridge.
Bonnie-Hey Golden,can you get me a glass of malk?
Golden Freddy-They don't have any MALK,but I can give you some milk.
Foxy-That is what he just said.
Bonnie-Like whole malk.
Golden Freddy-No no no,say "milkshake"
Bonnie-Milkshake
Golden Freddy-Now say "milk"
Bonnie-Malk :1
Golden Freddy-Are you hearing this?
Foxy-Yeah,the bunny wants ye glass of molk.
Golden Freddy-Molk?
Foxy-Give him the Molk,Golden!
Freddy-Foxy, inside voices please.
Foxy-Sorry lad,me quick friends.
*Freddy walks away*
Bonnie-Golden,pour me a glass of malk!
Golden Freddy-Why are you yelling at me?
Foxy-Just give him the frikin' molk!
Golden Freddy-You guys aren't saying the same thing!
Bonnie-We're all saying malk,Golden!
Golden Freddy-NO! You're saying malk! You're saying-
Foxy and Bonnie-MALK,MALK,MOLK,MOLK,MALK.
Bonnie-Moooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Golden Freddy-*holds up gun* SHUT UP,JUST SHUT UP!
*Golden Freddy points gun to himself*
Foxy and Bonnie-*points guns towards Golden Freddy*
Foxy-Golden,put ye gun down!
Bonnie-Don't do it Golden!
Golden Freddy-Your gonna shoot me when I shoot my self,that doesn't make any sense!
*Foxy and Bonnie look at themselves for a sec and point their hunt to themselves*
Foxy-Put the gun down!
Bonnie-Put the gun down now!
Golden Freddy-I'm gonna die over this!
*Golden Freddy,Foxy,and Bonnie start to argue*
Bonnie-Your,like a brother to me! Your hand is just like a brother to me!
*All three of them start to scream and cry at the same time*
Golden Freddy-And then,we pull the trigger,all of us.
Bonnie-No,we are not filming something like that.
Golden Freddy-Why not?
Bonnie-It's just so,dark idk.
*Bonnie pets Sarah in her wolf form*
Bonnie-Hey Golden, I gtg I'm really busy right now.
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What happens when the animatronics from FNAF have free time
HumorI decided to make this because I was bored and I wrote some out and I'm going to put then in this random story plz enjoy
