*At the security office*
Crystal-It's ok,just a few hours and that's it.
*Checks cameras and foxy wasn't there*
Crystal-C'mon Crystal,think,think,THINK!
Foxy-AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Crystal- The weight of the companion cube will never threat to stab you or in fact cannot speak. (In GlaDOs voice)
Foxy-umm....
Crystal- Oh hi, so how are you doing? (Still in GlaDOs voice)
Foxy-Freddy,can you come here for a sec.
Freddy-What can be seen or heard,cannot be unseen or heard.
Crystal- Oh it's you. (still in GlaDOs)
*Chica comes in*
Chica-Hey Freddy,Bonnie needs help wit- umm..
Crystal- How have you been?
All three of them- .-.
Crystal- I think we can put our differences behind us.
*Freddy,Foxy,and Chica back away slowly*
Crystal- I've bet you become past president of the being alive club ha ha.
*Bonnie pops out of nowhere and screams*
Crystal- *spawns in the companion cube* Here's a companion cube for your generous loneliness.
Bonnie- . . . ._.
*Bonnie throws companion cube and it hits Foxy
Foxy-OW, why did you do that?!
Bonnie-*shrugs* I don't know
Crystal- Oh well we have wear houses full of the thing absolutely worthless.
*Sarah and Golden both face palm*
Sarah-She needs to stop doing that.
Golden-I know,it gets annoying.
Sarah-Note to self:never do the GlaDOs
Voice in night shift -_-
Crystal- Remember when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around here being useless that was a metaphor I was actually talking about you.
Sarah-Ok sis,you can stop that now.
Crystal- You just let him in charge of the whole entire facility *slow clapping twice* good it's still working.
Golden-Please stop,its really annoying
Crystal- Hey in case this pit isn't actually bottomless do you think you can unstrap one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into one, just remember to land on one foot.
Sarah-I think she's broken .-.
YOU ARE READING
What happens when the animatronics from FNAF have free time
HumorI decided to make this because I was bored and I wrote some out and I'm going to put then in this random story plz enjoy
