Crystal-These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rub a cheek on one It'll feel like that your standing outside with the sun shining on your face.
Bonnie-How did she get outside that quick?
Freddy-Idk .-.
Chica-No idea,but what she said sounds friendly.
Foxy-Yeah,and a bit deadly
Golden-Something bad is going to happen.
Sarah-I knew the same thing. :1
Crystal-It'll also set your hair on fire.
Four of them-WHAT?!?!?!?!?!???!!!
Golden and Sarah-I knew it.
Crystal-If I were you I will just dangle a turkey leg from a rope on the celling.
Bonnie- .-. I need to get my mind out of the gutter.
Freddy-Wouldn't that sound,ridiculously strange?
Chica-Of course it will!
Foxy-Well you don't have to yell.
Chica-Sorry.
Golden-Why not hands? :D
Sarah-No -_-
Golden-D:
Crystal-The test is over now you win. Go to the end of the chamber for your cake.
Bonnie-What test?
Freddy-I guess I will get the cake.
Chica-CCAAKKKEEEEE.
Foxy-Where's the cake?
Golden-Umm, *Leaves*
Sarah-o-o the cake is gonna be a lie.
Crystal-Uh oh, someone has cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyways.
Chica-So,no cake?.~.
Freddy and Foxy-*shrug*
Bonnie-Must be a mystery.
Sarah-It's a lie.
Crystal-I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone.
Chica-Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Freddy- :1
Foxy-Is she being serious?
Sarah-Not sure if it's a lie or not.
Bonnie-Of course it not a lie.
Crystal-I'm going to throw you a party, a big party and all of your friends are invited. I invited your best friend the companion cube of course he couldn't come because you murder him.
Freddy-LET'S PARTY!
Chica-Umm,who murdered the companion cube?
Foxy-Wait,the companion cube's a male?
Bonnie and Sarah- .-. We never know.
Crystal-You chose this path now I have a surprise for you.
Bonnie-What is the surprise exactly?
Freddy-She won't tell you since it's a surprise.
Chica-What about the cake? ;-;
Foxy-I have no idea.
Sarah-Me neither,plus I hardly see her like this.
Crystal-Deploying surprise in 5,4-
*Core falls out of nowhere*
Crystal-Time out for a second that isn't supposed to happened.
Bonnie-What is that?
Sarah-It's a core,a sphere shaped robot.
Foxy-Never heard of one.
Freddy-Is the core suppose to be the surprise?
Chica-WHERE'S THE CAKE!!?!??
Crystal-Did you see that thing that fell out of me what is that. It's not the surprise I've never seen it before.
All of them-It's a core. -_-
Crystal-Never mind it's a mystery I'll solve later by myself cause you'll be dead.
Freddy-We can't die!
Bonnie-That's right.
Foxy-Wow.
Chica- I want cake,i want cake.
Sarah-I'll cook cake if that'll make you happy.
Chica-Okay :D
Crystal-That thing has probably some kind of raw sewage container go ahead and rub your face all over it.
Bonnie-What. .-.
Freddy-I'm not rubbing my face on that thing!
Foxy-I hope it doesn't set hair in fire.
Chica-It probably won't.
Sarah-*comes with a piece of cake* I had make sure it's not a lie.
Chica-Thank you :3
Crystal-Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it WELL I WON'T LET YOU how does that feel.
Bonnie-Why would I?
Freddy-Sounds.. disturbing.
Chica-*is still eating cake*
Foxy-Would you stop saying weird things I can't understand to!?!
Sarah-We should destroy it in a fire.
Freddy-Agree. .-.
*Core destroy in fire*
Crystal-You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that aperture science thing we don't know what it does into an aperture science emergency intelligent insinuator?
Bonnie-What are you saying woman?!!
Freddy-We don't know what you are talking about.
Chica-Whats aperture science?
Sarah-It's like a test chamber or something.
Foxy-Do you have any idea what's going on around you?
Sarah-I don't think she does, I'm going to find something to hit her with.
Crystal-That has gonna be the dumbest thing tha- Whoa whoooooaa *Evil laugh* good news I figure out what that thing you just did incinerated did, it was morality core they installed after I flooded the indictment center with the deadly narrow toxic to make me stop flooding the indictment center with a deadly narrow toxic.
Sarah-*Hits her with a frying pan* most people do it.
Crystal-Goodbye sir.*knock out*
Freddy-OMG what.
Bonnie-XD
Chica-*snickers*
Foxy-Does she always say that?
Sarah-Only when she gets knocked out,yes.
Crystal-What just happened?
Freddy-You just turned into GlaDOs and went crazy.
Foxy-Plus, you almost made Chica crazy when you are talking about cake.
Crystal-Wait I did?
Bonnie-Yes,yes you did.
Crystal-Okay well I'll get going see ya.
Sarah-O-O okay then...
YOU ARE READING
What happens when the animatronics from FNAF have free time
HumorI decided to make this because I was bored and I wrote some out and I'm going to put then in this random story plz enjoy
