Kyle and Eric were back in their hotel room watching some movie they found whilst they were out shopping. "Uh...ky?" Eric asked quietly. Kyle looked over at him "Yes, dear?" He teased since Eric had his arm around him. Cartman blushed "I need your help...to break up with Heidi" he looked at his friend. Kyle lit up "Fuck yeah! What's the plan? You said she has to think it's your fault, right?" He sat up. Eric looked down "well...if she walks in here and we're cuddling she might think I'm cheating and then dump me" he mumbled. Kyle blushed "Uh...okay. Sounds great! We cuddle in the morning anyway." He smiled "So are we fake boyfriends now?" He looked at Cartman. Eric smiled "Yep, fake boyfriends" he pulled Kyle down and cuddled him.
After this agreement they were becoming gayer in public. Holding hands, flirting, nudging, hugging, all that jazz. Heidi hated Kyle now more than ever and constantly fought for Eric's attention. Kyle won every time and even kissed his cheek to really piss her off and holy shit it worked. She had a tantrum in the middle of the mall and swung for Kyle. Eric dipped Kyle (like those romantic dancers) making her miss. Kyle giggled "My saviour!" Heidi screamed and went back to the hotel. "Ky...I have a plan" he whispered before standing the shorter male up straight. Kyle nodded and smiled "Great. Tell me in the hotel" he kissed Eric's cheek, causing him to go as red as his jacket. Kyle giggled and held his hand "Onwards my love!" Kenny looked at the pair "You guys are soooo gonna fuck" he smirked. Stan laughed "I'm pretty sure they already have"
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FanfictionA vacation with Kyle, Stan, Eric, Kenny and Heidi didn't go as planned. The first thing that went wrong was Eric inviting Heidi. Perhaps it wasn't all bad though.
