Totally fake boyfiends

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It was the last two days of the vacation. Heidi had gone home early (oh no) and dumped Eric. He was definitely in debt to Kyle for getting him out of that relationship. He thought the sex was a repayment but apparently not. Kyle was definitely milking this "Ericcccc" he cooed "Be a darling and get me some cheesy poofs" he smiled. Eric rolled his eyes "Ginger bitch" he got the poofs and threw them at Kyle. He giggled "Thank you, dear" Eric blushed "Stop giving me pet names. You keep making me think you like me..." he looked away. Kyle blushed darker "Uh...well-..maybe I-" then there was a knock. Kyle quickly shut up and opened the door "Hey Kenny" he smiled. The male looked at him though his orange hood "Hey do you two love birds wanna come see a movie with us?" He smirked. Kyle punched him "We're not lovebirds! Heidi lied! And yeah...we would" he blushed and shut the door before Kenny could say anything else. Eric hugged him from behind "Hey, my little love bird" he giggled. Kyle spun around and played along, jumping up and wrapping his legs around Eric's waist "hello, my love!" He kissed Eric's nose. Cartman blushed a dark red "Fag" they both giggled.

Later at the cinema, they were watching some sappy romance movie that Stan picked out. He was trying to sort of set the mood for Eric and Kyle. Best wingman ever. Eric had waited for about 15 minutes of the movie before doing the stretch and hug thing. Kyle rolled his eyes "Cheesy bastard" he whispered. Eric smiled "What? This movie is cheesy, thought I would add to the sort of atmosphere" he whispered back. Kyle giggled and kissed his cheek "Idiot" he rested his head on the other's shoulder. Stan and Kenny took pictures of them. Kenny even made the stretch move on Stan "Ken, don't even think about it" he smirked. Kenny sulked and crossed his arms. Kyle and Eric had been cuddling for the entire movie, they were even holding hands. Y'know...just incase Heidi flew back and went to that exact cinema and figured out they weren't an actual couple. They had to be completely safe.

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