Weird random stories

Quiackt pt 3 (featuring Hydro)

SREEEEEEEEEEEERR

YOUR HIRED TO BE A PYTARIDACTAL

ROSES R RED
CACTUSES R PRICKLY
I MUST SAY
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

🤦‍♀️

this happened a WHILE ago and was short sooooooooo ya

I was reading a Wattpad story where they had a breeding kink

Another demon has joined the chat

Wikihow, how to turn on a girl. " Make sure she's happy undressing"

Also can I say, Shigiraki is one crusty ass bitch
(No offence, Shigaraki can be ok)

If u ever see me in bed with my face burried in a pillow, I was definatly crying or being insecure/thinking/ sad stuffs

Imma go, I've been doing work for 3 hours straight

Imma tell Dad that my grandma hit me with a pp
(Before y'all get worried, the pp was the letters on a paper and my friends have a weird family tree so ya)

Hydro:I SMACKED QUIDAD WITH A PP CAUSE SHE FED ME ANS MY CHILDREN THE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN SHE PUT HER DICK IN

I hate how in Wattpad EVERY GUY has a big dick.Ok i found one story where the guys dick is normal sized

"it's a dick stocking"

How does my dick flavored chicken taste?

The quote that started the chicken dick thing😂:Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens.Sticking my dick in rotisserie chicken

Personally if someone I knew died I'd laugh( I may or may not be a sociopath. I'll have to ask a therapist when I get one)

I would love to cuddle with him but alas he is fictional and bodypillows aren't as warm

I've been laying in my bed doing nothing for a good 10 minutes

But it tastes good when it's tortured!!!!!

That's it for now cuz I don't wanna go farther into my group chat😂 this is what happens daily