Dear reader,
This a note to say sorry, I am sorry, what I am sorry for is not updating sooner, this was because of a few reasons, but the main one really is inspiration, it's hard to find. Hopefully this will not happen again as my mental block for the moment has gone, I do appreciate your reviews they give me joy and inspire me to work so thank you, I would also like to thank my friend the moose, who didn't murder me because of my lack of writing and also thanks be to the gods spell checked my work otherwise anyone who did attempt to read would be thinking they've stumbled onto elvish by mistake. Anyway thank you for your reviews and favourites, it's an honour.
Yours forever and always,
Llama
And P.S I unlike some moose’s don’t plug except http://apparently-captain-llama.tumblr.com/ ooops……
Shooting her head around, the woman glared through her glasses. Her eyes watched, without seeing. Her frazzled white hair stuck up in corners.
"They're here."
It was one of those times when the brothers worked as one, Dean threw holy water at the strange duo at the same time Sam said 'Christo' and then they both quickly drew their own guns and watched. Despite recoiling, annoyed at the water thrown in their faces, they didn't hiss and their eyes didn't go black.
"Well that was slightly unnecessary," said the detective named Skulduggery, unfortunately at that point the man's face seemed to lose its grip on the skull it was attached to and was slowly moving down. The girl Valkyrie noticing the slow state her partners face was going into hit him saying "Skulduggery your face" He glanced down at the skin sagging at his chin.
"Now that isn't right there should still be another twenty minutes left hmm..."
"You don't think that China-?" Started Valkyrie but cut off the end of the sentence at the sharp look Skulduggery gave her.
"No" he answered "I don't think China is behind it... She owes me too much." He turned his gaze back to the brothers who still had their guns aimed at them "What was that you threw at our faces?"
"Holy water" Replied Sam, no point in lying they must have been pretty dumb demons to not recognize the Winchesters anyway since after the whole sending Lucifer to hell situation the Winchesters where on every demons most wanted list, even more than usual. The girl held back a laugh, at their reply, definitely not used to hunters either; holy water isn't something to be taken lightly.
"Why would you throw holy water at our faces? Is this some new faceless thing I haven't heard about?" Asked Valkyrie glancing towards the guy with the melting face, the man shrugged and before the brothers could reply said "Either way we are going to have to arrest them can't have them walking around impersonating officers and throwing holy water at people"
Dean disliking being spoken about as if he isn't in the room asked with a smug smile; "And what makes you think we'll let you arrest us?"
The girl rolled her eyes and speaking slowly said "We have guns" as though talking to a small child. Sam gesturing to Skulduggery said "Actually he is the only one with a gun, you have a lighter, we also have guns" The girl sighed and glared at her partner easily to be distinguished as "I told you so" to which he responded with a shoulder shrug that sent the message "What can you do?" out loud though he said "Well it looks like we are truly outgunned" Then with a glance at his partner and a twitch from his sagging lips which may have been an attempted smile, he flicked his wrist and the guns flew out of their hands.
"What the he-" Dean was about to yell but a dark shadow wrapped around his leg and yanked him over, he saw the same thing had happened to Sam. Dean tried to pick himself up but the black shadows pinned his wrists together in a makeshift pair of handcuffs.
The detective walked up to Dean, and the girl walked up to same each pulling out a pair of metal handcuffs and fastening them on, the moment they did the shadow cuffs disappeared and the man whose face was halfway lower than it had been before said to the girl "I didn't know you could do that" The girl scoffed "Of course you didn't now let's go your face is freaking me out" She then smiled at Dean and said "Oh yeah and by the way you’re arrested."
Dean groaned as he was shoved against the car, a Bentley he couldn't help but notice, not as nice as his baby of course but still pretty good, the apparent detective behind him was chatting conversationally with the girl, "So how did you get the car here?" She asked pinning Sam to the car something Dean was going to mock him about later, if, when they got out of whatever the hell was going on.
"Fletcher owed me a favour" the detective replied, opening the backseat door "Get in" He said to Dean who halted.
"Can't I get my phone call first?" The detective sighed and rolled his eyes, the only facial feature that had remained in place, he turned to Valkyrie holding out his hand and she pulled out her phone, passing it to him "Really you asked Fletcher, whose in Australia, to move your car for you?" The flesh of the mouth sagging below her partners chin twitched, but didn't say anything more "What's the number?" He asked looking at Dean, who grinned again and said “Oh its fine I don't need to ring him"
Before the detective could interject though Dean was looking up at the sky yelling "Dear Cas who might be fighting a war in heaven if you could get your feathery ass down here that would be a big help" He stared at Skulduggery who stared in shock before saying "yeah that was strange but okay, now get in the car."
A sound of wind was in the air and a deep voice said "I wouldn't do that if I where you Skulduggery" Dean glanced over the taller man's shoulder and sure enough stood there with his dirty trench coat...Was Castiel.
hey guys...I'm so sorry for how long chapter three took...really.
forever and always
Llama.
She's working on it ...
Chapter 4 coming some time next week :)
Chapter 5 sometime next year ;) (llama's chapter)
~Moose
