*gets thrown off a cliff* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!! *snap* OW! Oh hey, I just wanted to drop by-
Director: She's had enough free time. Get her on the scene. 3, 2, 1, action!
CC: Sorry I haven't posted in a while. OhwaitI'msupposedtobeonthesetbye
CC: *rubs hands* it is time... *devilish smile*
Fitz: Uh oh.
Dex: I don't like this.
CC: It is time...TO MAKE GINGERBREAD MEN!!
Linh: Is she making an army?
Biana: RUN!! *everyone but Sophie gets away from CC*
CC: Geez, you guys are babies. I was only going to create a lethal gingerbread men and make candy weapons.
Sophie: Y'know, in all my life, I've never heard that sentence.
CC: Well now you have. Now, let's get started. The first ingredient...
*time shift to when they finish the batter*
Keefe: why is it so sticky? *everyone looks over to see a glob-monster with only the voice of Keefe stuck somewhere in there*
Biana: You're not doing it correctly. Also, you have some batter, like everywhere. Might wanna wash it up. *somehow doesn't have a drop of batter on her, while also having batter that would make Duff Goldman jealous* Just because you suck at baking doesn't mean we all do.
CC: Burned!
*time shift again to when they finished the gingerbread cookies and Keefe took a shower*
Sophie: Soo...this is where we eat, I remember. Why is there a black shape over there? *all look over at Keefe, Dex, and Tam's cookies*
Fitz: This is where they eat their cookies and pretend they're delish.
Keefe: *stuffing his face with burnt, black cookies* They...are...amazing! *trying to put on a happy face* *hurls from the cookie taste*
CC: *waves hands* *all cookies disappear*
Biana: MY COOKIES! HOW DARE YOU-
CC: *waves hands and replaces cookies with market cookies* My friends-
Fitz: I'm not your friend.
CC: I give you actual gingerbread cookies that suspiciously look like they came from a store.
Lihn: Did you steal those?
CC: Nooooo...
Tam: I don't like food.
Everyone else: BRUHHH YOU'RE A TEEN HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE FOOD??!?!?
CC: *pulls out a checklist for each review* Biana, how about you start the review?
Biana: Okay. Um, the cookies were good but I think that they were a little bland and the aftertaste is kinda bad.
CC: FINALLY SOMEONE GIVES A RATIONAL REVIEW! THANK YOU! Tam, you're next.
Tam: No.
CC: Yes.
Tam: No.
CC: Yes.
Tam: No.
CC: Yes.
Tam: No.
CC: Yes.
Tam: No.
CC: Okaaaay, moving along. Er, Dex.
Dex: *somehow managed to make the gingerbread man move on its own* I think it's better for technological uses.
CC: That's...scary...OK Lihn.
Lihn: I don't know, it could use a few decorations, or maybe it doesn't have to look like a person. It could be a kitty, a doggy, or a cute wittle kitty. Did I mention kitty?
CC: Yes Lihn, you did. But cats are amazing. Keefe?
Keefe: *putting on icing for it to look like Sophie* YA?
CC: *mumbles* Oh, god the kid's obsessed. *in a loud regular voice* Nevermind, do whatever. Sophie, do you want to look at Keefe's?
Sophie: *turns into a tomato*
CC: Since Sophie's a tomato, and we've done Keefe, Biana, Tam, Dex, and Lihn, that leaves *groans* Fitz. Okay please make this quick.
Fitz: *random words come out for an hour which I'm too lazy to type*
Everyone else: STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP!!!!
Fitz: screams really high and falls backwards in his chair*
CC: Okay finally, let the fight begin! *weakly throws a gingerbread cookie at Dex*
Dex: OH IT IS ON!
-The Princess Croissant for Cat Land
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