Me on twitter.
Just went to starbucks for the first time #AllAmericanWhiteGirl
A short poem for my banker. Ehhehem.
#YOLO
#SWAG
#PutTheMoneyInTheBag
Todo list:
Eat√
Sleep√
Hit children√
Kick puppies√
Sleep√
#Priorities
Have you ever had the urge to brutally murder furries? #Ready4Freddy #Fnaf #Fnaf2 #WheresTheFazbear
Mmmmmmm dem foxes duo #HumanFoxy #FoxyTheTrannyPirate
OMG IGNORE MY PREVIOUS TWEET I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE SIMS DONT CALL THE POLICE!!!!
I just locked my kid in the basement and got rid of the door. They were getting soooo annoying. #YOUDARNKIDS #STAYOUTTAMYYARD #BadParenting
Listening to jon cozart while getting weird stares. All I said was IVE GOT AN STD!!!!! #ShareUrHeadphones
Brb guys I gotta go update my wattpad. These idiots think that this bullshit is comedy. Will tweet in about fifteen minutes #SMyDReaders #WuvMahFollowers
