Guzma X reader (female)

Dinner is Served

'Ayee, great! Glad to hear yous stayin' for dinner.' Guzma exclaimed as he put his hand on your shoulder.

You nervously chuckle at his declaration and then look at his hand still on your shoulder. His hands were so big compared to yours due to his large stature and it felt a little intimidating to have his large hand on your, much shorter, frame.

'So uh... what's for dinner?' You finally stammered out

'Well uh, to be honest... I didn't get that far, I didn't think you'd say yes!' Guzma chuckled.  'What do you like to eat? We can make it here!'

You begin to list off foods you enjoy but think that he has no means to make a Johto specific dish since you're all the way in Alola.

'Oh man those sound de-lish, I can have Pearl here go get the ingredients we are missing but I have the recipes pulled up on my phone here' Guzma let his golisopod out of her ball while he was talking.

When the golisopod was out of the ball she immediately  started snuggling against Guzma.
'Aw c'mon Pearl you're gonna make me look like a big 6'3 softie' he chuckled.

'Your... golisopod is named Pearl?' You ask

'Yup heh, I went to go pick up this pearl I found on the beach once when I was a kid and she was in a little cave' he chuckled as he spoke. 'She was petrified of everythin' until I brought her some berries'.

The golisopod... Pearl, looked at Guzma affectionately as he recalled the fateful encounter.

'Anyway enough walkin' down memory lane' Guzma turned towards Pearl now. 'Go get me this list of ingredients so we can show our guest a fantastic evening!'

Guzma handed Pearl a list of ingredients and a pouch of money and she happily scurried off to, presumably, the market to grab the missing ingredients. You both walked down the stairs and make your way to the kitchen.

This kitchen would've been much prettier if it was a little less destroyed and a little less covered in graffiti you thought to yourself.

Guzma, obviously embarrassed by the state of the room, nervously started cleaning off counters and throwing away bottles. 'So uh... you ever make these dishes yourself?' He eventually said.

'Oh they're a family favourite at home! Everyone makes these and they're so yummy, it would be my first time making them though'. Your excitement got Guzma excited as well

'Well I'll just have to do my best to impress' he said grinning widely.

Once the kitchen was a little more in order Guzma brought out the pots and pans needed to make the signature Johto region meals. You began to reach for a pan when Guzma grabs your arm. 'Uh huh what do you think you're doing lady bro?' He says questioningly.

'Uhhh helping with dinner?' You reply confused.

'Nuh uh, not gonna fly here toots. I'm makin' you dinner, you aren't gonna lift a finger.' He firmly replied. 'Just sit here and read me what I need to do, okay?'

Before you could respond, Guzma picked you up by your waist and put you firmly on the island in the middle of the kitchen. You blushed slightly as he put you down, thinking of his body pressed against yours. You don't try and protest, you just bring out your phone and begin reading instructions.

I have a feeling this guy is much more stubborn than me so I should just let him make me dinner. It also can't hurt to be pampered a little. You thought.

Working quickly you read out the instructions and Guzma dutifully followed. And before long you forgot about how this man is the leader of a crime organisation and just thought of him as your nice neighbour. You playfully take a scoop of rice and fling it at him. Since Guzma had just turned around it got him right in the forehead. You chuckled as he looked embarrassed and started to blush.

'Now now attackin' the big boss isn't gonna fly around here missy, imma have to get you back' he said chuckling while walking towards you.

While walking towards you, rice ball ready to throw, Guzma slipped. The rice ball went flying as Guzma's arms landed on either side of you, pinning you against the counter' You both stared at each other for a moment before slowly leaning in towards one another. Before your lips could meet a grunt came slamming through the front door and yelled 'AYO BOSS, PEARL IS BACK'.

'O-Oh let her in then you numskull!!' Guzma yelled back.

Guzma looked back at you and rubbed his neck shyly 'uh... guess we better finish this food huh?'

'Oh uh yeah I guess we should' you say back, butterfrees welling up in your stomach thinking about the moment just seconds before.

'Aw shit Pearl got the goods!' Guzma said, diverting his attention to the happy golisopod walking in the room with two brown bags of groceries.

Pearl set the bags down and retrieved the money from the bag to give back to Guzma. He thanks her with a pet on the head and returns her to her ball. You begin to offer to help unload groceries but know you would be met with the same result as before so you just let Guzma unpack them. Once done he wiped his brow and looked back at you.

'Where were we then?' He said

'Oh here it says we need one cup of-' Guzma cut you off with a kiss.

Caught off guard by this your eyes widen but slowly close as you reciprocate and lean forward into the kiss. Guzma cups your face as he leans back, looking in your eyes. Both your faces are peacha berry pink and Guzma stepped back with a smug look on his face.

'Heh, I've been waiting to do that a while' he coyly says.

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A/N: hey bros and lady bros I have returned, you may cheer now

I was getting bugged a lot (heh bug types and guzma) so I decided to add another chapter after,,, multiple years

Anyway, enjoy! Maybe I'll post another soon 😎