Britain walked down the street, holding his umbrella over his head so he wouldn't get wet from the rain. It was dark, the only light was the occasional street lamp. Britain liked it like this, it was quiet and calm.
Until he heard a certain russian.
"You look nice," he whispered, his voice husky and his accent thick. His voice came from right beside Britain's right ear, making him jump.
"S—Soviet!" He said, recovering from the almost-jumpscare. "I thought you didn't like rain."
Soviet laughed, "no, I don't. But when I saw you, I couldn't resist~"
Britain blushed, "c—care to join my walk?"
With a smile, Soviet took Britain's umbrella gently and wrapped his arm around his shoulders. They walked down the street to Britain's place in silence. It was nice, though.
"If you could be a normal human, would you?" Soviet asked.
"Where did this come in?" Britain inquired.
Soviet laughed slightly, "Russia asked me it and I can't choose."
"Well," Britain started. "It depends. Do you still know about all the countries being 'humans'? Or are you just a regular human living in your own country with no more knowledge than what you're taught in school?"
"I guess you wouldn't know about us because no human does," Soviet said.
Britain nodded, "that's true."
They got to the door of Britain's mansion and stopped there.
"Do you want to come in for tea?" Britain asked. "Russia said you wanted to talk to me?"
Soviet smiled again and nodded, "if it's no trouble."
"Not at all," Britain said, opening the door. He stepped in, making room for Soviet. They went to the kitchen after taking off their coats and shoes. Britain started the kettle, taking out Earl Grey teabags and porcelain teacups.
The two countries soon sat across from each other, drinking their freshly-brewed tea. Soviet, not enjoying the eerie silence, took a rather loud slip of tea. Britain looked up at him, an eyebrow raised. Soviet looked at him dead in the eye and drank again, louder this time. Britain shook his head with a laugh as Soviet did it again.
Then, a loud moan came from upstairs. Britain pushed himself up, setting his teacup on his saucer.
"I'm going to see what the bloody Hell my son is doing," he said, walking upstairs. He opened Canada's door and him tackling PornHub, holding his head down.
"Do that one more ti—"
"A—AH, PLEASE DADDY~" PornHub moaned out. "I'll stop once you give me money~"
Canada growled, "no."
PornHub shrugged, "fine then." He took a deep breath, and let out a lengthy moan, "DADDY PLEASE~ P—PUNISH ME!"
"Well, this is new," Britain said.
Canada looked up and smiled guiltily, "sorry, dad."
"Don't apologize to me," Britain said. "Apologize to our guest."
PornHub's face paled, "g—guest?"
"The Soviet Union," Britain said. "Now dress nicely and come downstairs." He turned around, closing the door and going back downstairs.
"What happened?" Soviet asked.
Britain shook his head, "nothing you need to worry about, and they didn't do that."
Canada came into the kitchen wearing nice attire, while PornHub came in wearing his usual black hoodie with his logo and black leggings.
"Hello, Soviet," Canada said, sitting down at the table. "How are you?"
Soviet smiled, "good, you?"
"Fine," Canada shrugged. "This is my kid PornHub, but he's bot allowed to speak because he'll only say sexual things."
As Canada said that, PornHub winked at Soviet, who sat up straighter and glared coldly at him.
Soon, PornHub had to leave because of "dire needs" and left with a kiss on Canada's cheek. Canada went up to his room and Britain brought Soviet to the living room.
"Russia said you wanted to talk to me?" Britain asked, starting on another cup of tea.
Soviet nodded, "it's about... It's about our relationship."
Britain paused. "Wh—What about it?" He asked.
"You hate me, but—"
"I don't hate you," Britain interrupted. "I used to, sure, but now, I have no reason to."
Soviet smiled gently, "do you think we could be friends again? Allies?"
Britain smiled back, "I would like that."
I had not other ideas so here.
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Forever...? (Soviet x Britain Contryhumans) COMPLETED
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