this is all i have in mind i swear im working i just need to get school out the way and I'll be right on the request okay let's go
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mirage: hey kid! does your parents know about you doing grafitti around kings canyon?
sparky: fuck uh...just play stupid!
sparky: i dont have any parents disappears not that stupid!
mirage: the poor kid doesn't have any parents..
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velo, introduing himself to everyone: hi, my names parker!
wraith: my names wraith
velo: are we using our made up names? my names velo then
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pathfinder: friends, ive gotten you guys snacks! catch!
catches it in their hands: crypto, caustic, lifeline, wraith, bangalore, gibraltar, bloodhound
catches it with their mouth: octane, sparky, velo
misses and hits their forehead: medi, mirage
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velo: hi!
crypto: ...hey
velo: i'm velo
crypto: i'm crypto
velo: pleasure to meet you uh are they here?
crypto: is who here?
sparky: crashes through the door parker!
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sparky: you're home late, velo. why are you holding your jacket like that?
velo: im lazy, and why are you here at the dorms...you don't even live here
sparky: i had to pick up something!
velo: look, im tired- something falls out of his jacket
cocaine falls out of his jacket
sparky:
velo:
both of them: waLK OF SHAAME-
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mirage: turns the camera over to octane
octane: stop fUCKING FILMING ME
mirage: yOU FILM YOURSELF FOR A LIVING
octane: screams
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caustic: our biggest threat is humanity itself
sparky: to be honest, i think crocodiles are scary
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Fanfiction" thank you for being the reason i smile. " just a bunch of oneshots of legends from the game apex legends. ive been obsessed ever since i started playing and being honest apex is a great game lol. Apex Legends art credits: @/(unknown)
