Two-Thousand 8

Two Idiots

- 1:00 a.m.
- Asahi was woken up (he is a beast when woken up before his alarm goes off) by Angelo coming home slamming the door shut
- Sitting on the couch in their living room
- Bandages, disinfectant, cotton balls, and aspirin set on the coffee table in front of the couch
- Asahi is trying to clean and bandage up Angelos beat up face from the fight he just got back from
- Angelo is in a shitty mood because the fight was broke up before it was over
- He keeps yelling at Asahi to be more gentle

Angelo: (Hiss of pain and a glare that could kill.) Ow! Fuck! Can't ya be more careful that shit burns! (Said while holding Asahi's arm back from his face.)

Asahi: (Stares back with a tired glare that killed while holding the cotton ball away from the cut.) Quit crying big baby. You woke me up jerk, so you're lucky I even helped your butt!

Angelo: (Still trying to kill with a glare.) What the hell old man? It's not like I asked for ya help in the first place. Go back to bed for all I care! To hell with ya!

Silence....

- Asahi grits his teeth, snaps his wrist and flicks the cotton ball in Angelos face
- Asahi watches his reaction with a smirk
- Angelo closes his eyes and opens them slowly with a scowl. Clenching his jaw he launches forward tackling Asahi to the ground
- While rolling around on the ground "sibling fighting" they don't notice Thomas walk in (just got off work at the bar)
- He walks through the door but stops half way when he sees his friends "fighting"
- Instead of breaking them apart he watches for a bit with amusement (a little bit of pervy- ness as well) at his friends on each other

Asahi: (Burning holes into Angelos head.)
You wouldn't dare a-hole!

Angelo: (A look of satisfaction.) Not so tough now are you old man?

- Thomas only decides to step in when he hears the distinct noise of Angelo gathering spit into the back of his throat
- Angelo got the best of Asahi pinning his arms above his head so he couldn't defend himself for what was about to happen
- Angelo starts to let a grotesque string of saliva slowly draw closer to Asahi's face
- Asahi can only watch in horror while yelling and shaking his head back and forth
- Stepping in and grabbing each one of them by an ear (much like how Mrs. Bianchi would when they were younger) before the salvia reaches its destination

Thomas: (Dragging both children to the couch
shoving them into the cushions.) Sooo what the hell did you do to piss off The Sauce? (He says pointing an excusing finger at Angelo.)

Angelo: The hell?! I didn't sta- (gets cut off)

Asahi: (Doesn't let Angelo talk.) He had the audacity to wake me up at this ungodly hour. (Glowering at Angelo) He came home slamming the door like an adolescent teenager all because he couldn't finish his idiotic fight. (Looking back at Thomas while folding his arms.) He started it I was just trying to be a decent friend.

Angelo: (With a patronizing tone to his voice.) I for one have to disagree with you old fart. You are the one that threw the cotton ball in my face I was just defendin myself. So it was not I but you that started it. (Looking pleased with himself he sticks his tongue out at Asahi and turns to face Thomas.)

Asahi: (A permanent frown) Whatever, I'm going to bed now.(While lowering at Angelo) You are a disgusting swine of a jerk.

Thomas: OK! This court is officially adjured (He slams a fist on the coffee table.)

Angelo: (With a smirk and sarcastic reply.) I love you too babe.

Asahi: (Rolling eyes at him ignoring his comment.) Goodnight Jonsey. Sorry for keeping you up you must be exhausted.

Thomas: (He lets out a loud yawn as he stands up and stretches popping his back.) You could say that again but that was quite interesting to walk in on. (With a sly smile and a boisterous laugh.) You two should do that more often only with less clothing. (He says winking at both of them.)

Angelo:(Stands up and as he walks past Thomas giving him a sympathy pat on his shoulder.) Yeah buddy not even in your dreams. Horny pervert.

Asahi: (Cheeks turning a tomato red all the way to his ears.) For once I must agree with you Ange. (A yawn then escapes his lips.) Ok, ok see you two idiots in the morning.

Angelo: (Heading towards the bathroom.) Night losers.

Thomas: (Headed to the kitchen for a quick snack before bed.) Good night guys! Love ya!

End

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