Vylad: Dante. Why do you have a dog on your head?
Dante: he is our child.
Vylad: um Dante. Let me see the pup.
Dante: *hands Vylad the pup*
Vylad: Dante its a she. Not a he.
Dante: What!
Vylad: *starts dying of laughter* DID YOU REALLY NOT THINK TO MAKE SURE OF THE GENDER?!
Dante: You promised no secrets! *staring at the pup*
Vylad: *laughing hard*
Dante: hey don't waugh at mwe.
Vylad: sorry.
Dante: its oki.
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Laurance: Garroth what are you doing?
Garroth: *scarfing down something keeping it hidden back to him* *suddenly stiffens* *mouth full* nothing!
Laurance: let me see.
Garroth: no!
Laurance: YOU STOLE MY DARK CHOCOLATE.
Garroth: EEP! *runs*
Laurance: *chases him* IM GONNA PUNISH YOU SO HARD FOR THIS! BABE YOU KNOW NO ONE STEALS MY CHOCOLATE!
Am I the only person who gets this way to every single person who tries to steal my dark chocolate?
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Zane: Travis where is my mask!
Travis: I don't know. *lying*
Zane: GIVE ME THE MASK OR ELSE.
Travis: or what?
Zane: *pounces pinning him* or else~
Travis: well I still refuse to give my adorable cupcake the mask to hide his adorableness.~
Zane: *turns red* Ack!
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Fluffy: why must you two be so fuc- *mouth gets covered by Ein*
Ein: no. You is innocent!
Fluffy: fine. But anyway. Why must you two be difficult! Come on! It is called acting!
Aaron: I AM NOT COMING OUT OF THIS BATHROOM!
Zane: SAME!
Fluffy: WHY! The outfits aren't that bad!
Aaron: FLUFFY YOU LIE!
Zane: YEAH!
Fluffy: then I guess Zane doesn't want this limited edition Pinkie Cake. The recalled Christmas edition.
Zane: WHAT! I'M COMING OUT! I WANT IT!
Aaron: NO ZANE DONT GIVE IN!
Fluffy: and this new extreme speed computer amd brand new workout weights.
Aaron: *appears* gimme. *wearing a butler's outfit just like Sebastian Michaels' (BLACK BUTLER)*
Aph: *gets a nosebleed and faints*
Garroth: ya killed Aph.
Aph: *wakes up* I-I'M FINE!
Zane: *wearing a bright pink dress* I hate this. *holding the mlh*
Laurance: *snapping pics of them both*
Fluffy: JUST READ THE SCRIPT.
Aaron Zane: FINE!
Aaron: Zane you ready for our date?
Zane: yeah. What do you think about my new dress?
Aaron: its very form fitting. I love it.
Zane: good. And I love your outfit. *smiles and holds Aaron's hand intertwining our fingers*
Aaron: *same*
Zane: *kisses Aaron briefly*
Aaron: *kisses back briefly*
Ein: END
Fluffy: SCENE!
Aaron Zane: can we change?
Fluffy: NO! NOT YET!
Aph: I kinda have to agree.
Aaron Zane: *huffs*
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Fluffy: has anyone seen Ein? He needs to come get his script.
Aaron: He is refusing to come out of the bathroom.
Zane: yeah.
Fluffy: I got this. OH LOOK IS THAT MY SWIMMING BIKINI?
Ein: *appears* where!
Fluffy: hello my royal butler.
Ein: 1st you tricked me! 2nd fine. 3rd hello my lady.
Fluffy: looking good.
Ein: thanks. *dressed in an outfit like Sebastian Michaels'*
Fluffy: *grinning*
Ein: you owe me.
Fluffy: yeah yeah. *hands him a script*
Ein: at least the other guys are not he-
Garroth Laurance Dante Travis: *laughing*
Ein: nevermind...
Fluffy: End Scene. *staring at Ein*
Ein: heh.
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FanfictionTHIS IS A PG 13. I KNOW THAT IS WHEN I WAS FIRST INTRODUCED TO LEMON. SO DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU ARE LIKE ME. SEVERLY SINNER. ALSO YOU CAN REQUEST WHAT SHIP YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE! LUV YALL. ALSO I MAY SHOW YALL A PICTURE OF MY OC FLUFFY. IN ALL FORMS...
