Aaron: oh. Christmas themed. Great. *walks off*
Fluffy: hey Aaron. Look who I found. *whistles*
Aaron: *turns* ALEXANDER!
Fluffy: now we won't have a grumpy Aaron. Anyway. Let us get this show on the fuc-
Ein: *covers her mouth* your innocence.
Fluffy: *huffs*
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Travis Zane: of course. We're the first victims.
Fluffy: oh hush.
Travis: *rolls eyes*
Zane: hey Travis.
Travis: what Zane?
Zane: look up.
Travis: *does and turns red as sees the mistletoe* u-um.
Zane: I don't suppose you'd want to...
Travis: *kisses Zane*
Zane: *shocked and kisses back*
Fluffy: *squeaks*
Aaron: that's Fluffy fangirl for End Scene.
Travis Zane: *staring at each other*
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Aaron: hey Fluffy.
Fluffy: what Aaron? *piling food up on a plate*
Aaron: why do you never pair me and Aph up?
Fluffy: because that is the most generic match. Like seriously. You guys are married. Of course you two would be paired.
Ein: Fluffy. I've got a surprise for you. Oh and I guess you Aaron.
Fluffy: oooooo I love surprises!
Aaron: *sarcastic* gee thanks.
Ein: it's also a christmas present.
Fluffy: yay present!
Ein: *chuckles* come on. *scoops her up*
Fluffy: Ack! Noooooo! My fooooooooooooood!
Ein: *opens the door*
Fluffy: *looks*
Derek: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Fluffy: YOU'RE HOME FOR ONCE! *jumps out of Ein's arms hugging Derek tight*
Derek: *laughs as catches her hugging her back as almost got knocked over* yep thanks to Ein.
Fluffy: THANK YOU SO MUCH EIN!
Ein: you're welcome Floofball.
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Fluffy: *eating*
Garroth: really. Whyyyyyyyy.
Fluffy: because. That my ship. So it happening.
Laurance: why must I wear this though!
Fluffy: Because you look cute.
Garroth: well. I guess we gotta do this. Laurance come on!
Laurance: um I kinda don't want to come out.
Garroth: the sooner we get this over with the sooner I can go eat!
Lairance: fine. *comes out dressed in a short maid outfit as a girl and a meif'wa*
Garroth: *gets a nosebleed and faints*
Fluffy: well. I guess we can't do what I wrote. But that was better. *smirks takes a picture of the scene*
Laurance: is he dead?
Ein: no. He fainted. And I got it on video. And that might be why people ship you two.
Laurance: true.
Fluffy: End Scene I guess.
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Aph: hey she finally paired us up!
Aaron: yeah!
Fluffy: I owed you guys it for all the future torture.
Aph Aaron: wait what.
Fluffy: NOTHING!
Aaron: Hey Shu
Aph: yes FC?
Aaron: can I have a kiss?
Aph: maybe. If you tell me where the bacon went.
Aaron: I ate it.
Aph: *kisses him* there.
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Aaron: who's next?
Ein: no clue. But Fluffy locked herself in her writing space. I'm kinda scared for the poor people who are about to get this one.
Aaron: same.
Fluffy: *comes barging out excited* I DID IT! I WROTE A GOOD SCENE! AND I DON'T WANT IT TO PLAY OUT BUT IT WAS ASKED OF ME BY ONE OF MY FRIENDS SOOOOOO! *hands scripts to Ein and Aaron*
Ein: oh no.
Aaron: Fuck.
Fluffy: get to it. It isn't that bad. Or long. I didn't wanna suffer.
Aaron: so the worst we gotta do is kiss. Ok.
Ein: fine.
Aaron: actually. That is all we gotta do. *laughs*
Fluffy: do you want me to make it longer?
Aaron Ein: No!
Fluffy: then shut up and do the scene.
Aaron: *kisses Ein*
Ein: *kisses Back*
Aph: End Scene.
Ein Aaron: BLEGH! *rushes off to wash mouth out with soap*
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Fluffy: *yawning*
Ein: *talking with Aaron nods and goes to Fluffy* hey
Fluffy: hm?
Ein: Aaron wrote a scene. For us.
Fluffy: what!
Ein: yeah. And apparently we adopted a child in it.
Fluffy: *faints*
Ein: TOLD YA SHE WOULD FAINT!
Aaron: END SCENE.
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Fluffy: *huffy angry*
Ein: I'm sorry!
Fluffy: *huffs*
Aaron: to be fair I made him.
Ein: I wish you hadn't.
Fluffy: *hugs them* I'm just mad that Ein never got to take me on our picnic.
Ein: maybe another time.
Fluffy: hopefully.
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SORRY THIS IS SO LATE GUYS! Also I've been kinda sick. My friend who had it gave it to another one of my friends who gave it to me. And they said it will only get worse. Yaaaaaay. Also I might not need to get blood drawn anymore. I did the third set for it so the docs can see if I have hypothyroidism or hyperthyroidism. So yeah. My arm hurts still (its been a few days) from it. Ugh. I hate needles. Anyway. Imma try to get better at posting things once my wifi is back in a year.
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