SO I KNOW THE SPOOPY DAY IS OVER. BUT HERE ARE SOME CRACK PIECES TO MAKE UP FOR IT. :P
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Zane: TRAVIS STOP THIEVING MY CUPCAKES.
Travis: but your cupcakes are the best cupcakes.
Zane: Well I need them for the party.
Travis: fine. But I want my Zane cupcake~
Zane: *turns deep red*
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Garroth: LAURANCE I NEED SUGAR!
Laurance: I'll give ya some sugar Garroth.~
Garroth: great. Because I'm baking a cake.
Laurance: *gives him real sugar*
Garroth: *kisses Laurance deep* and nice try.
Laurance: dang it. So close.
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Dante: Vylad. You'll be much more comfortable up here in the bed with me.
Vylad: I don't know Dante.
Dante: please-
Vylad: have you ever gotten me to lay in a bed next to you?
Dante: no-
Vylad: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! *jumps onto Dante cuddling*
Dante: *says oof when Vylad landed on me then started chuckling*
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Garroth: LAURANCE HAVE YOU SEEN THE FAKE SPIDER WEBS.
Laurance: yeah. Right past this Giant Spider.
Garroth: *drops everything in my hand turns and walks off* nope nope nope that spider is a giant. Nope.
Laurance: *pets the spider* he is just a big softie in the heart.
Garroth: ... WITCH OR WARLOCK.
Lauramce: neither.
Garroth: sorry. *hugs Laurance*
Laurance: its ok. *hugs back*
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