DS!Dream: Ok Ink, if we want my brother to speak, we need to be good cop bad cop, got it?
DS!Ink: Got it.
DS!Dream: ...*SLAM* WHERE THE F—K WERE YOU DURING 9/11!?
DS!Nightmare: Oh goodness-
DS!Ink: Uhm- Dream- I'm bad cop.
DS!Dream: Oh.
DS!Nightmare: This is nice.
DS!Dream: Nightmare, if you answer our questions, I'll give you some cookies.
DS!Nightmare: AW H-LL YEAH! I was on the plane.
DS!Ink: Nightmare, why.
DS!Nightmare: Hue~
DS!Dream: ANYWAYS. What were you doing on December 4th, 2012 at 2:57 PM exact?
DS!Nightmare: Uhm-
DS!Ink: Dream, we need to ask questions on subject...
DS!Dream: Then why don't the viewers ask if you think I'm so bad at this.
DS!Ink: Did you have coffee before we came here?
DS!Dream: Multiple.
DS!Nightmare: Now who's crazy?
DS!Ink: Still you.
DS!Nightmare: Fair enough.
*crash*
??: Omae wa, shinderu
DS!Dream: NANI-
DS!Nightmare: *GASP* KEVIN!?
Kevin: BAWK!
DS!Nightmare: *sniff* So beautiful..
DS!Cross: Kevin.. how are you.. so fast!?
DS!Error: This... is why... I hate.. RUNNING!
DS!Nightmare: *double gasp* Cross! You too!?
DS!Ink: What the actual-
DS!Error: I am here-
DS!Nightmare: Shut up.
DS!Error: ... *tear*
Kevin: Bawk! Bawk!
DS!Dream: Nightmare, how does your chicken know about our base?
DS!Nightmare: I gave him a phone, and he got Twitter.
DS!Dream: That is it, I'm reporting your account.
DS!Nightmare: NOOOO-
Kevin: BAGAAWK *PECK*
DS!Dream: !!
DS!Ink: Hey! Get off of him!!
DS!Nightmare: PECK KEVIN, PECK LIKE YOU'VE NEVER PECKED BEFORE!
DS!Cross: Come on Nightmare! Let's go!
DS!Nightmare: Not without Kevin!
DS!Error: YOU BAIL US ALL THE TIME AND NOW YOU WANT TO STAY FOR A CHICKEN!?!?!
DS!Nightmare: Stop being so selfish Error!
DS!Error: EXCUSE ME-
Kevin: *lands on Nightmares shoulder* Caw.
DS!Nightmare: RUN!!
DS!Ink: Dream, are you ok!?
DS!Dream: I'm fine Ink. But we lost Nightmare again!
DS!Ink: Ngh.. forget them. I think we need to relocate.
DS!Dream: Yeah.. good idea. C'mon, let's go.
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Life Of The Meme Squad {DS Fanfic}
FanfictionWhy should the good guys get all the attention when the crazy people have a more exciting life? Justice Reigns always makes the Meme Squad pay for crimes against their cause, but is that really what they're doing? Join Nightmare, Cross, and Error as...
