1. You broke up for a reason, do you really need another?
2. The past should stay in the past
3. If you go back there is no way you can move forward
4. They probably made you crazy.
5. They were probably crazy.
6. Thats what a lot of people do before they die on TV
7. Odds are the sex wasn't as good as your 'remembered' it to be
8. They were probably crazy
9. It makes things complicated.
10. Did I mention they were probably crazy?
