Sing me a song (kyman)

Fuck yeah!

Cartman, Kenny, Kyle and Stan had been planning a sleepover for a while now. They hadn't had one since fourth grade and down they were all 17 and 18. Kyle smiled as Stan wrote down a list of snacks "Dude, we totally need cheesy poofs! We need a lot though, fatass might eat them all" they both giggled. "Yeah. I'll buy like...20 of the big packs" he smiled and wrote x20 next to the cheesy poofs note. They wrote three pages of food and drinks to get. This was gonna be fuckin epic.

Later, Kenny joined them. They were all taller but goddamn Kenny was 100% the tallest. He used it to his advantage, flirting with literally every guy his age in South Park was easier being tall and sexy. Kenny was a well known slut. He had fucked all his friends multiple times "Hey hottie" He slapped Kyle's ass. Kyle went as red as his hair "Fuck off!" He laughed "Not tonight!" He moved away. Kenny pulled him closer "Come on....quickly? You have the nicest ass in South Park. I should know, I've stared at all of them" Kyle moved away "I'm gonna kick you in the nuts." He teased. Cartman walked in "Sup fags" he smiled. They all ran over and hugged him. Eric had lost a load of weight. He was still squishy but not unhealthy anymore. Cartman laughed and hugged them all "Kenny, let go of my ass" he stepped back. Kenny groaned "Damn it!" He sulked on the couch. Kyle pulled Eric's face close to his "Fuck me daddy, you're better than Kenny" he whined. They tried to keep this up but they were laughing too hard. They did it to make Kenny jealous and it never failed.

After a while, they were all in Cartman's room watching Terrance and Phillip DvDs like old times. Eating too much and messing around. Just like when they were kids. The most different things were Kenny being way more horny and the fact that they were all way closer. Kyle and Eric were almost best friends because Eric had decided he had a favourite Jew. They were laying on each other and laughing "Dude...imagine someone telling us this would happen in fourth grade. All the fake flirting and cuddling" Kyle giggled. Eric smiled "Yeah...I think they would up like that lesbian teacher" they laughed