Sing me a song (kyman)

Jealousy

Kyle walked out of the bathroom at lunch, wiping his mouth and walking off. Kenny followed soon after "We have to do that more often...you have the best ass /and/ the best mouth in South Park." He walked off. Kyle went to the canteen and sat with his friends. Eric looked grumpy as shit. Kyle put a hand on his shoulder "what's wrong, Cartman?" He looked concerned for his friend. Eric moved Kyle's hand away "You probably have Kenny's cum all over your hands, don't touch me" he grumbled. Kyle sighed "I'm sorry...are you jealous? I swear it didn't mean anything, we're just kinda fuck buddies." He assured his friend. Cartman's head darted over at him "I'm not jealous! I don't give a fuck! I just don't wanna be anywhere near a filthy Jew slut!" He yelled and stormed out. Kyle teared up and left through a different door. He skipped the rest of school and went home, not wanting anybody to see him cry over Cartman of all people.

Kyle got home and ran to his room, sobbing into his pillow.  He thought Eric liked him, maybe even had a crush on him. But obviously not "I-I'm a w-worthless slut!" He sobbed to himself, the screams muffled by the pillows. He was trembling and struggling to breathe but he thought he deserved it.

Eric had also gone home. He started breaking everything in sight, it took a lot of will power to not smash Kenny's head it. He really liked Kyle, it hurt to know he just fucked everybody who asked. He was like a less perverted Kenny. It sucked. He really was jealous.  "I'm a fucking retard" he started crying "H-he's gonna hate me!" He hit his head on a wall.

Stan showed up at Eric's house, just walking in "What the fuck is wrong with you?! Kyle isn't a slut, he's just-..lonely! Do you think he actually wants to fuck all those guys?! No! He likes someone! He's in love and he's fucking scared!" His face was red with anger. Eric sat on the couch and cried "I-I didn't mean it! I just hate how he'll fuck anyone who asks! He deserves better!" He cried into his palms. Stan took a deep breath and sat next to him "You like him, don't you?" He gently rubbed Cartman's back. Eric looked at him "Y-yes! I can't stop fucking thinking about that asshole! He's cute and funny and-...he's just perfect and I blew any pathetic chance I had with him" he tried to calm down. Stan hesitated "Well...maybe not. I'm not supposed to tell you this but when we had that sleepover, Kyle heard you singing and now he's pretty much crazy about you" he smiled a little. Eric looked up "What? I'm a shit singer..nah, you're lying. Kyle would never like me" he sighed. Stan smiled "He does, he won't fucking shut up about you...it's kind of annoying." That made Cartman smile "I know exactly what I'm gonna do"