Countryhumans Incorrect Quotes - Part 1

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Philip: Today I'm gonna look for some responses!
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Philip: Where can I sit? The seats are all full!
America: *Points To Lap*
Philip: UHHHH
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Philip: Where can I sit? The seats are all full!
Spain: *Stands Up* Here
Philip: Thanks
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Philip: Where can I sit? The seats are all full!
Japan: *Scooches a bit* Wanna Share?
Philip: Sure!