America: British people be like: It's chewsday innit? wheeze
Britain: Child, stop
America: British people be like: Can I get a baoa wa'er? wheeze
Britain: I'll stab you. I have a knife. I'll do it.
America: British people get mad and be like: A'r you facken shtewpid?! wheeze
Britain: That's it, stabs ame
America: British people getting stabbed and be like: Oi mate, bit rewd to put that knoife in mi chest innit? wheeze
Britain: You are my son and so you are half English.
America: stops laughing in disbelief
