"hey, shortie — "
"stop calling me that."
"why are short people always so
angry? you always look like you're
ready to knock someone out."
"hm, i don't know but maybe it's because
there are annoying people like you who are
constantly clowning short people because
of their height."
"nah i don't think that's it. i read somewhere
that short people are also short tempered."
"why did you even —"
"short AND short tempered. y'all are just
short evERYTHING."
"stfu and leave before i smack you with
my binder again."
"see? and very violent."
"i'm .003 seconds from smacking—"
"alright, alright. bye, shortie!"
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look who's back 👀 this
was so lame but i promise
it'll get better !!
