Peter Parker One Shots

Pyotr Romanoff

Peter is Tony's Intern. Natasha knows he's Spider-Man. Set after Civil War, Rouges only went Rouge for a few months before they sat down and talked it out, like adults. Airport battle didn't happen, Tower went under major renovation. Just go with it.

"And finally the second lounge." Tony said as they reached the last room in the tour for the Rouge Avengers. They were moving back into the tower after the accords had been sorted out.

Just as Tony was about to end the unofficial tour, they all heard a giant creak and their heads all snapped up to the ceiling where somebody was trying to disappear through the vent.

"Who's that Tony?" Steve asked as Natasha had a look of annoyance on her face.

"Oh, that's my personal intern his name is P-" "Peter" Natasha calls out cutting Tony off.

"Wait, how do you know his name?" Tony questioned. Natasha ignored him as she and Peter had a staring contest, he looked terrified.

"1" Natasha calls out again, as she waits for him to get down.

"2" Peter makes no attempt to move.

"3" Peter moves as if to drop down.

"4" Peter drops down and bolts out of the room.

Natasha continues counting until she reaches 10, when she immediately races out of the room, and appears less than a minute later dragging Peter behind her.

"This is my son Pyotr Romanoff or his alias Peter Parker." Natasha says as if it explains everything.

Peter or Pyotr gives a small wave as his mother lets go of his sleeve and he stands up properly.

"Hi Uncle Clint." He says as Clint walks up and gives him a side hug and ruffles his hair.

"Wait, your her Kid and you never told me!!!" Tony screeches as he points to Peter. Peter only shrugs. The Rouges are just silent.

"давай на ребенка паука. Я хочу спарринговать с тобой. (come on baby spider. I want to spar with you.)"

"Конечно, мама-паук. (of course mama spider)" Then both Spiders walked out of the room, leaving everyone confused, as none knew how to speak Russian.

-Leah ✌🏻