Harry Potter Chatroom

Ch. 4

Lord Voldemort and Professor Quirell have joined the chat room

Voldy: htey quirrell, what's bin happening??

Quirrell: well, apart from you becoming a parecite on the back of my head, not much really XD

Voldy:......lol yeah soz 'bout that.....awkward...

Quirrell: hey....umm.....wanna hang out after your deatheaters meeting tonight?

Voldy: Hey, yeah man, that would be gr8!!

Quirrell: and then a walk along the beach...

Voldy: and back to my place ;)

Quirrell: yes, yes, that would brillient. Noone is watching this chat...are they my Dark Lord?

Voldy: well....there was ......but he's probablt not here right now...

Quirrell: who? who might be here right now?

Voldy: well.... Dobby said he hears all and sees all but it's probably just a load of mumbo jumbo..

Quirrell: oh well... if you say it's fine, then it's fine

Voldy: talk dirty to me quirrell...u know u want to <3

Quirrell: hey voldemort, wanna CUM back to my place??

Voldy: oh i'm already CUMing!!!

Dobby: Dobby does not understand these so called "dirty" jokes...Master Voldy, what do they mean?

Quirrell:.............

Voldy:..............DOBBY!!!!!

Dobby: dobby thinks he should go now......

Dobby has left the chat room

Quirrell: wow.... that was awkward

Voldy: ohh don't worry about that... u get used to him peaking in on ur private and "wrong" conversations with people

Quirrell: hang on... if ur used to having dobby looking in on your wrong conversations with OTHER people........how many people have u been with?

Voldy: a fair few......

Quirrell: and u told me u were a virgin....tsk tsk

Quirrell: btw WE'RE OVER!!!!

Quirrell has left the chat room to go cry in his room

Voldy: *sigh*

Voldemort has left the chat room

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AUTHOR'S NOTE

sorry that i have not updated in a while :( i have been fairly buisy with school and stuff ;)

I hope you enjoyed this chapter and i will need a few more ideas b4 i make the next chapter,

thankyou for reading, i luv u all XD <3