Harry Potter Chatroom

ch.8 (2018 edition???)

AUTHOR'S NOTE 

I haven't logged on to my Wattpad account in 5 or 6 years.. So what better to do than start writing again?? my speaking and typing have changed a lot so it'll definitely be different.. 

Anyway, let's see this shitstorm unfold

Much love to everyone :D xx

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Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Percy Weasley and Lord Voldemort  have joined the chatroom

Fred: @Percy hey there Percy, what's up?

George: Yeah Percy how're things going?

Fred: We want to know ALL about your love life... 

George: ... because we just care about you SO much!

Percy: What's going on guys?

Voldemort: HAHA Percy did you get dumped again????

George: What do you mean again??

Fred: Yeah lol, Hermione barely counts, because it only lasted one week AHAHAh

Percy: excuse me, you two. As a matter of fact, I have had 23 girlfriends this year.

Fred: umm.. what??

George: you can't fool us Percy :/

Voldemort: Yeah, but Percy got dumped 23 times, right?

Percy: Actually, no. I'll have you know I left the first 13 because they started to realise I was dating them all at once. Then Parvati Patil moved to Bulgaria. The next 8 were just getting on my nerves so I had to let them go. 

Fred: WHAT???

George: WHAT???

Voldermort: WHAT????????

Percy: ...and Hermione is my 23rd and we are still together, thankyou very much.

Hermione Granger  has entered the chatroom

Hermione: hey, guys, what's going on?

Fred:..........

George:...........

Percy: ...... nothing, my darling. We were just talking about how you are the only love i've ever had.

Hermione: Of course you are! I love you so much, Percy! <3

Fred: Were we talking about that?

George: hmmm, i'm not sure....

Lord Voldemort: THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES PERCY HAS GOTTEN LAID LOL

Hermione: Percy, is this true?????

Fred: rip.

George: rip.

Percy: AHhhhhhh shit

Lord Voldemort, Fred Weasley and George Weasley have left the chatroom

****TO BE CONTINUED SOON HOPEFULLY.....****