Harry Potter Chatroom

Ch. 2

Lord Voldemort, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter, Dobby, Bellatrix Lastrange and Lucius Malfoy have joined the chat room

Lord Voldemort: So... who wants to see a movie on the weekend? I'm free to see Madagascar 4!!

Bellatrix Lastrange: I shall go with you, my Lord! XD

Harry: LOL! everyone's already seen that movie and even if we hadn't, we wouldn't go with YOU

Voldy: so... is this true? you guys were seeing a movie without me?? even you, Bellatrix and Lucius?

Bellatrix: well.... it was hard to resist when they offered... and ... ummm never mind...

Lucius: I"M SORRY MY LORD!!!!!! I shall punish myself for my wrong-doing

Voldy: oh c'mon guys! loosen up. Do u all think im some sort of homicidle maniac or something ;)

Harry:........

Bellatrix:........

Lucius:.......

Fred:........

George:..........

Dobby: I am having pasta for dinner *___________*

Harry: Dobby! since when were you here?

Dobby: since yous were, mr harry Potter sir. didn't you see mah name on the start of the chat sir??

Lucius: I'm not talking to you, Dobby, ever since you ditched my family, i have had to tuck myself in at night >:(

Fred: LOL you just did talk to him!! PWND

George:and since when did a fully grown deatheater need to be tucked in?

Lucius: I am not talking to you weasle brains either

Harry: you just did it again....

Voldy: you never learn, do u Lucie, never...

George: tsk, tsk... everyone hates Malfoy =P

Lucius: whatever guys, i'm gone

Lucius Malfoy has left the chat room

Fred: LOLOLOLOLOLOL when he said 'i'm gone' he was still here! 

Bellatrix: i hate to say it, but i'm with the ranger-twins.

Harry: yeah, whatever gave you the idea that he would make a good deatheater?

Voldy: HEY, don't go all spaztic on me now... he never used to be like this. *sigh*

Dobby: Dobby think voldy is in love.....does mr potter think i am right, sir??

Harry: yeah, looks like love @ first sight if you ask me....

Voldy: hey potter, you can't tlk.. ur the one who is in love with Lucius's son, Draco =P

George: WOW harry, and i thought you two hated each other!

Fred: Nah, george, couldn't you always tell they had some secret sexual "desire" for each other?!

Harry: Whatevs, i don't need you guys... all i need is Malfoy *sigh*

Harry Potter has left the chat room

George: i'm gunna go 2 now

Fred: yeah, it's no fun without Harry....

Fred Weasley and George Weasley have left the chat room

Voldy: Dobby, can you plz kick lasrange out of this chat room, seeing as though you started it

Dobby: certainly, mr voldy,, sir

Bellastix: Hang on a minute... since when were you guys friends??

Bellastix Lastrange has been kicked from the chat room

Voldy: Now that we are alone, Dobby...

Dobby: Dobby is happy to finally have some "alone time" with Voldy, my personal, secret sexual desire

Voldy: Oh dobby, I have never been more in love in my life!

Dobby: Dobby thinks you have never been in love b4  though..?

Voldy: stop ruining the moment Dobby!! I was just trying to make you feel good! anyway, i'm going golfing with Dumbledore, i had better go b4 someone sees this chat

Severus: Too late......

Voldy:WHAT?!?!??!?! WHAT THE %$#@ ARE YOU DOING HERE SNAPE????????

Dobby: Dobby thinks Snape is spying on everyone and was in the chat room since the last chat.

Snape: How do you know so much about what goes on in this chat room dobby???

Dobby: Dobby sees all and hears all, sir, Dobby knows things that would paralize you...

Voldy:HOW??????? were you there when Bellastrix and i were ....umm....talking....?????

Dobby: You mean when you were trying to "hook" Bella up, and she rejected you for Ron?

Snape:............

Voldy:awkward...... i gtg .......

Lord Voldemort and Severus Snape have left the chat room

Dobby is staying to watch over people's private conversations and threaten to tell everyone if they do not do what they say