TINDER 🔅 YOONMIN

23.

I walked through the gates of school and went to my locker to grab some books and stuff for my first period. God I swear, everyone is so much louder on Mondays than any other schooldays. I plugged in my earphones and blasted some Joji. All of a sudden, someone pushed me.

"FUCK tae, don't you EVER creep up me like that!"

Taehyung laughed.

"Jeezz jimin, you scream like a girl"

"You're an asshole"

"I was joking !! Why you so moody?"

"Because I hate you duh"

"No you don't you cutie"

"Whatever shut the hell up"

"Haha how was your weekend? I didnt see you in the club Saturday night" tae told me while walking me towards our first class.

"Yeah took the night off to chill with Jin hyung"

"Oh yeah right Namjoon told me, I forgot sorry"

"Since when are you 2 hanging out together?"

"Haha it's a fun story actually: I met this guy Jungkook on Tinder and we met and stuff and he introduced me to his friend who happens to be Kim fucking Namjoon!!!!"

"But you already met him at my place when he came over to see Jin hyung, right?"

"Yeah, but meeting him and actually talking and hanging out together are 2 different things Jimin!!!"

"And who the hell is Jungkook?"

"He is like the funniest and cutest and the most sexy young boy I have ever met. I mean I don't have feelings or anything, we are keeping it casual you know, but oh god he can make me cum without touching me it's amazing"

"Then I hope I will meet him soon because I need some release too" I teased. I was actually being real, it's been so long since someone made me cum recently. Some boys really don't know shit about how to please their man.

"Uuuh no, now I'll make sure you'll never meet him"

"Oh?" I pretended to be shocked. "I thought you 2 are just 'casually' going out?"

"....." He was quiet and looked at his shoes. His air force 1s who were once white were now a grayish, brown. "I hate you" and with that he turned to the front.

"Dumbass" I laughed. We arrived at our class and sat at our assigned seats, which was, me behind taehyung in the corner of the classroom. I liked my seat. Far away from everyone and everything. Taehyung sat before me and started to play a dumb game on his phone, what a twat

I am not much of a talker at school, and so I don't have a lot of friends but I don't mind.

Tae is my bestest friend in high school. We actually met in freshman year: some junior wanted to steal my lunch money when Taehyung suddenly slapped this guy in the face and called him really awful things. I never really saw this guy ever again. Since then we're close buddies and heck we did some shjt together sheeeshh.

I looked out of the window and realized something: "Hey tae, you are using tinder too?" I asked

Taehyung turned and faced me: "omg this app is like the best thing that exists on this planet!! I met sooo many fun people and soooooo many horny people, it's crazy"

"I knooooww right?"

"Uhu and I was actually shoooked that I recognized some and --------

--------Wait you have tinder too?"

"I have!!"

"Wow that's surprising"

"What's that supposed to mean???"

"You know, you aren't, don't take this too personal, much of a talker in general to new people"

"I know and that's why Jin said I should try tinder, to improve my talkability"

"Not sure if that's a word, but okay, I dig you"

"Thank you"

"Soooooo you talked to any snacks already?"

"Actually yes! There is this guy and he-" our teacher entered the classroom and told us to grab our books.

"Update me after class, will ya" tae winked and turned to the front.

This is going to be a looooong day.

I unlocked my phone and a notification pops up:

You have one message!

But at least I'll be having some kind of entertainment.

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