bnha chat-fic✧︎

A Chat With Villians?

~League Of Villains +(y/n)~

Nicknames:
Patches ➢︎ Dabi
HandyMan ➢︎ Shigaraki (bruh did i spell it right)
babey! ➢︎ Toga
x2 ➢︎ Twice
hissssss ➢︎ Spinner
(y/n) ➢︎ you

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3:26 a.m.
November 18th, 2019

HandyMan has added '(Y/n) (L/n) to the chat

HandyMan: (Y/n)? That's
your name right?

(y/n): umm new phone
who diss???

(y/n): WAIT YOUR THAT
HAND GUY

baby!: wow! i didn't
know you were so energetic!

(y/n): im not
im clearly scared
that y'all are going to
kidnap me

(y/n): OK LET ME ASK
MY QUESTIONS NOW

(y/n): this is for handyman

HandyMan: I didn't add
you to this chat just to asK
questions?

(y/n): how do you wipe
after you pee?

Patches: he doesn't-

(y/n): LMFAOO EWW
SO WHEN YOU SHIT DO YOU
JUST LET IT DRY UP AND
STAY CRUSTY

Patches: WAIT SHUT THE
FUCK UP, IM TRYING TO EAT

HandyMan: i-
I'm not gonna answer that

babey!: WAIT TOMURA IS
THAT TRUE

(y/n): HQSJHADKHA
IT ISSSS

HandyMan: No it isn't
shut the fuck up

HandyMan: For a 16 year
old you sure are annoying

(y/n): thanks i get
that a lot 🗿

(y/n): so why am
i here again

babey!: well Tomura wanted
to get some information on you-

HandyMan: TOGA YOU
FUCKING IDIOT YOU CANT DO
ANYTHING RIGHT MY GOD

x2: but it's the truth-

HandyMan: STFU TWICE,
YOU GUYS ARE NO HELP

(y/n): HQPLDJAHA
YOU GUYS ARE SO HELPFUL

Patches: I know I am 👽

babey!: (y/n) should be our
new leader!

(y/n): omg i should

Patches: bruh no

Patches: she would probably
turn us in🗿

(y/n): im not a snitch

Patches:

(y/n): omg horton
fucking betrayed me

(y/n): me and him had
a special bond 🤧

HandyMan: a special
bond. with an elephant

babey!: but tomura
elephants be hitting
different

(y/n): see himiko
knows what im
talking about

Patches: forget elephants
monkeys are 🥴

babey!: that's fucking incest
you baboon

(y/n): QSKDGAHAHA
HE'S NOT A MONKEY HE A
RAISIN

hissssss: a burnt one too🗿

babey!: LMAOOO

babey! has changed 'patches's nickname to 'burntraisin'

burntraisin: fuck all of you

x2: no thanks buddy

(y/n): i have my eyes
on someone already

babey!: just fuck tomura
y'all do it anyways

(y/n): AHAHA HOW

(y/n): DOES HE NOT
KILL YOU-

(y/n): i bet his lips feel
crusty too

HandyMan left has the chat

babey!: LMAOO HE
KNOWS IT TRUEE

burntraisin: y'know
I won't avoid it

x2: wait is that why
I heard shigaraki moaning-

(y/n): LMFAOO

(y/n): imma go
sleep now

babey!: aww, bye bb 💕

(y/n) has left the chat

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